There is something cosmically askew with taking half-a-day off to clean Chateau Soylent just so they can destroy it, and I'll have to do it again.
I should have just decorated with half-drunk soda cans, torn wrapping paper and smeared cake icing.
Friday, April 12, 2013
Just Shoot Me Now
There is something cosmically askew with taking half-a-day off to clean Chateau Soylent just so they can destroy it, and I'll have to do it again.
I should have just decorated with half-drunk soda cans, torn wrapping paper and smeared cake icing.
Chateau Soil-it?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the club, brudda. Grab a cooler full of adult beverages and hide in the back yard with a fire going. Don't forget to tell them that you'll be "working" and that they're more than welcome to come out and help you. (That'll guarantee that you'll be left alone.)
ReplyDeleteTeenage girls? You poor bastard..........
ReplyDeleteDid that four times....pity on ya' brutha.
ReplyDeletebless your heart.
ReplyDeleteBuwahahahahahaha ... I mean, I feel for you, man. Hehehehehe. Sorry. Hehehehehehe. You know, you could have sold her to Gypsies when she was a baby and avoided all this.
ReplyDeleteJust think; this is practice for the parties she'll have as a teenager... and then you'll have to pay for a wedding. Hahahahaha.