But I won't really be big-time until Putin stops by.
Still, they probably deserve a Go(ogler) Shoutout. Especially since I am willing, for a nominal fee, to assist in keeping the masses occupied with my custom campaign of Snoochification. And, as Chairman Wang can see, I am far more reliable than pResident Fairway.
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His name may be Wang, but while he was here he was called Pha Ping.
ReplyDeleteCurious, that's a common alias around here.
ReplyDeleteI guess it just comes in handy.
It translates roughly to "Stranger With a Strange Hand".
ReplyDeleteHe's famous for coming up with the term "The Sound of One Hand Pha Ping" while on a three-day bender inside an opium den/brothel in Bangcock.
I almost forgot... He's also world-famous for his invention of the term "Noodle Pulling" [Just wait 'til the search engines start dumping visitors here for THAT one. Minds will be blown. ;-) ] He holds the record for the most consecutive hours of noodle pulling--- 69. He performed this fabulous feat of Pha Ping in the kitchen/dressing room of the Cum Sum Mo all-you-can-eat dumpling buffet and live sex dinner theater and petting zoo in Phu Kit.
ReplyDeleteWith any luck, more than just minds will be blown, BC.
ReplyDeleteas i am known in old Shang Hai, Wun Hung Lo.
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