This reminds me of the skanks who attack their spouse or boyfriend when they refuse to have sex with them. We hold these truths to be self evident, you are one ugly mother fucker!
Guys with good looking chicks would never refuse sex. Florida seems to have a lot of ugly women attacking their husbands and boyfriends.
I am still pissed off at the fact that none of my hot looking teachers ever laid a little lovin' on me when I was 13.
Pew Pew?
ReplyDeleteI guess she wasn't just happy to see you.
ReplyDeleteGoing b
ReplyDeletey her expression it must have been a 44 magnum.
What is it with these women? Of
ReplyDeletecourse she has a gun in her Snooch,
what man would want to put his
wiener in that nasty hag?
Hence the expression 'shotgun wedding'
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If she'd used the weapon, would her victim be considered "twat-shot"?
ReplyDeleteOk, so *is* pulling a large caliber handgun our of one's snooch evidence of space aliens or not? I might need to know, for future reference.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to believe so, Critter.
ReplyDeleteTo think a human would hide a large-caliber handgun in a body cavity is just plain wrong.
This reminds me of the skanks who attack their spouse or
ReplyDeleteboyfriend
when they refuse to have sex with them. We hold these truths
to be
self evident, you are one ugly mother fucker!
Guys with good looking chicks would never refuse sex. Florida
seems to have a lot of ugly women attacking their husbands
and boyfriends.
I am still pissed off at the fact that none of my hot looking
teachers ever laid a little lovin' on me when I was 13.
So, if it's just a NAA mini revolver or a Davis Derringer in the snooch then she's human? M'kay.
ReplyDeleteThis stuff is too good not to steal...
ReplyDeleteI once met a girl who could hide a 50-call sniper rifle in her snooch. When she'd have a pussy fart, NOAA would post gale warnings.
ReplyDelete*50-CAL, not "call". Fookin' non-editable comments....
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