Tuesday, June 3, 2014

#MotherFuckingBrillantDesign


10 comments:

  1. I want the table.

    I also want the model to get bigger tits when I spin her around.

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  2. I want the boat that this table is on, the deckhand would be a welcome addition too.

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  3. I'd like to say something that's as funny as Drew's remark.

    You all note the table isn't really "round" when its small? I mean, how could it be?

    I don't care though....its still cool.

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  4. Can you imagine the mindfuck those Knights of Arthur's Round Table would have suffered??

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  5. Aggie - King Arthur crossed my mind when I saw this too. "Due to the unforeseen expenses of the last Crusade, we're going to have to downsize".

    But in the end, tits won out. As they usually do.

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  6. ymaetS - oh yes, it is too round. It's also taller when it's smaller.

    http://fletchertables.com/

    and the cost? don't even ask. 1 arm, 1 leg, your firstborn child, 2 new cars, and probably 5 years waiting. Talk about your proper English "bespoke" products!

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  7. Um...should I have said "the top is not perfectly circular when small" instead?

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  8. Ah-ha! This video doesn't show the final "rim" popping up to "round out" the mismatched-when-small radii of the 6 major segments.

    My bad.

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