Freezing in the dark
Nice on a stick. Bottom akimbo. Rear entry certain.
She seems happy to see me. Which is good because what do I need, an engraved invitation?
In California you DO need an engraved invitation now, in iambic pentameter. If she flubs a verse or puts it in hexameter, you're a rapist and get sent to prison. Because "War on Wimmens" or something.
One of the many reasons I hail from Lower Alabama where a wink and a saucy smile are all that's needed.
Where I come from getting your mates to hold down the lady of choice is a legit courting technique.
Nice on a stick. Bottom akimbo. Rear entry certain.
ReplyDeleteShe seems happy to see me. Which is good because what do I need, an engraved invitation?
ReplyDeleteIn California you DO need an engraved invitation now, in iambic pentameter. If she flubs a verse or puts it in hexameter, you're a rapist and get sent to prison. Because "War on Wimmens" or something.
ReplyDeleteOne of the many reasons I hail from Lower Alabama where a wink and a saucy smile are all that's needed.
ReplyDeleteWhere I come from getting your mates to hold down the lady of choice is a legit courting technique.
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