I once worked for a Millwright service in Southern California. We had an old Southern guy who was a parts driver. One morning as we were all pulling into the parking lot, one of the shop mechanics asked him if anyone was killed in that wreck, (Referring to his beat up pick-up truck.) The old guy responded with his razor sharp wit:
I once worked for a Millwright service in Southern
ReplyDeleteCalifornia. We had an old Southern guy who was a parts
driver. One morning as we were all pulling into the
parking lot, one of the shop mechanics asked him if anyone
was killed in that wreck, (Referring to his beat up pick-up
truck.) The old guy responded with his razor sharp wit:
"No, but your girlfriend has a nasty gash!"
Why did that just pop into my mind?
Welcome to "the slightly dark side, Luke.
ReplyDeleteSomething is not quite right here... Or perhaps I'm forgetting my practical anatomy lessons.
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