Last night, which for some unfathomable Blogspot reasoning counts as today, I had an unprecedented burst of attention:
It changed the hourly visitation scale to one I haven't seen since my days at TheSiteThatShallNotBeNamed...
It also left me with a great Hockey Stick...
Should I call Michael Mann?
Maybe the sweet young thing below with no implants had an effect.
ReplyDeleteI think it was the two below the unicorn thingy. They obviously folded space and warped time to get the results, but then ... well ... tits, y'know.
ReplyDeleteOf course, gravity wells. Genius, McGoo.I should have seen it in the...uh...data, yes. I'll go back for...deeper analysis.
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone took an incredibly large dose of Climagra to get it up that fast and large.
ReplyDeleteBased on that, tomorrow you will have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 visitors.
ReplyDeleteGrand - based on the number of zeros in your estimate, I figure every atom in the universe will be hitting on this site within the next 24 hours. But that's only fair ... :-)
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