Sunday, October 18, 2015

Coffee Creamer: School Daze


16 comments:

  1. Fuck off Flaxen, you quarterwit.

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  2. Better to be a quarterwit than a nitwit

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  3. Anon, disappear and do not annoy the Patroller again.

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  4. I was sort of hoping the one-hit moron would tire of befouling this Blog.
    From the moment the homosexual arrived, all he has done has been to
    flap his cock-holster (for the benefit gay Internet trolls, that
    means his mouth.) Just once, I want to see him try to carry out
    one of his physical threats against me, shit I would pay good money
    to make that happen!

    Alas that will never come to pass, as I fear he is not equipped with
    a functioning pair of balls. I believe he learned his cock-sucking
    skills from his mother, but the pathetic Bukake Boy has failed
    even that simple task. You have to pretty fucking bad at something to not
    master it after doing it 10,000 times! This pathetic little Internet
    troll who lives in his mother's basement just suffered a horrible accident.
    The fantasy woman he claims to be married to, had a run-in with a carpet
    tack, and sprang a leak. Poor Puto-troller was completely out of
    inner tube patches.

    Your average delusional troll with an imaginary army of minions, is as
    threatening as My Little Pony. He is an unemployed mellinneal slacker
    living in his mommies basement. The rod smoker will eventually wake
    up and realize the waste that is his life, and eat a gun in the basement,
    thus ending his sad, pathetic existance.

    Any time now David!


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  5. She needs cream in that coffee.

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  6. Leonard, you do like to carry on with your idiotic and delusional ramblings, don't you cretin?

    Try and up your performance and we might give a fuck.

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  7. Can you guys believe this! The Puto-Troller is calling me delusional.
    That's right, the same mellinneal pillow biter who has an army of
    imaginary minions he threatens to unleash to smite his enemies.

    The same unemployed slacker liVing with his mommie who has threatened
    several members of this Blog, by promising them he will "pay them a
    visit." Even he has given up on the idle threats because he is as
    scary as the Smurfettes he drooled over before he discovered the gay
    bath houses in West Hollywood.

    Poor mother Pud-Troller. She must be crying herself to sleep every night
    knowing she will never cradle a grandchild in her arms. When she carries
    her bitter, acrid disappointment to her grave, her son the homosexual
    will still be living in the basement, and still nursing on male
    sex organs. Her shame must be unbearable, knowing the the last time
    he was within a mile of a pussy, she was shitting him out of her
    vagina!

    His are the pathetic ramblings of a self-absorbed narcissistic member
    of the Worst Generation, the one which it's members believe they
    are entitled to a living without working. 100 years ago, the pathetic
    little prick would have starved to death.

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  8. Leonard, calm down, breath slowly, sit, relax. Maybe then you will stop writing the utter drivel above. Your views on the younger generations are beneath contempt.

    I am immensely happy with my current employment - a very well paid job in a highly esteemed profession.

    You are a typical American hick - guns, questionable right wing views, probably against the Feds, and a myriad of other conspiracy theories to fuel your fallen soul.

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  9. Jacking off in a basement to a publicity poster of Punky Meadows
    does not qualify as employment.


    How is that for a reference the pathetic bone-smoker will not get
    in a million years?

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  10. Leonard, as usual you know nothing.

    You did not address a single point mentioned in my last post. You need to get beyond the basement argument, as I am posting from a condo.

    Come on thicko, try your best.

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  11. I am about to send a post I am composing on the subject of the Puto-Troller.
    About 10 years ago, I brought a jar of Tostitos hot salsa to work. I bought
    a breakfast plate off the roach coach and took both into the break room.
    I offered some to Davie, a very nieve 35 year old. He went all macho
    an poured the shit all over his meal. He said "This stuff is not so bad."

    A week later I took a jar of Tostitos mild, telling him it was a lot hotter
    than the shit I brought in a week earlier. You would have thought by his
    reactions that I handed him some Trinidad Scorpion Moruga sauce.

    I played the troll like a 2 dollar fiddle.

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  12. In any debate between an under-educated Millennial and someone
    2-3 times his age, the Millennial will get his ass stomped
    like a Narc at a biker rally. I played him like a fiddle!


    I guess the little faggot failed to read the post where I said
    that I would no longer debate Bukake Boy. Does anyone notice
    this all began with threats involving his imaginary army.

    So, using the standard psychological profile of an Internet troll,
    I decided to have a little fun with him. 25 or under, unemployed,
    unmarried, living with his parents, marginally educated or possessing
    a worthless degree in ethnic studies or cultural anthropology, etc.,
    and of course his use of an obscure term for an obscure gay sex act.

    The pathetic little turd shot his bolt when he threatened Flaxen
    Saxon with misery and death on a date certain. I guess his "Army
    Of Darkness" failed to show up on Flaxen's doorstep. This caused
    him to shift his tactics. His fertile imagination conjured up
    a nonexistent wife. Now, he has a great job in a "Highly esteemed
    profession and lives in condo." A short time erlier, I stopped
    responding to him directly.

    And this dear readers of the Soylent Realm, is the result of my
    experiment. Having been denied the attention of his (In his
    own mind) victim, he shifted his tactics once again. All of a
    sudden he is begging for attention by attempting to get me to
    debate him on issues related to politics and history.

    WE GEEZERS OWN BOTH OF THESE SUBJECTS!

    As a product of a modern education, the pathetic little pud-knocker
    asked me if I believe the Holocaust happened. In the pathetically
    indoctrinated and under-educated minds of millennials, all conservatives
    are Nazis, ergo holocaust deniers. We oldsters have all read more
    books on the subject of history than this pathetic little prick has
    read books in the entire course of his life!

    In addition to the countless history books I have read, I have HUNDREDS
    on the history of WWII, including the biographies or autobiographies of Manila Joe, Bill Gonorrhea, Babe Heffron, Buck Compton Dick Winters,
    Shifty Powers, Sledge Hammer, Lucky Leckie, and local hero, the Torrance
    Tornado. So I just managed to fix my position within a five mile
    radius. (There is your Chance Patroller of the gay bathhouse)

    I have at least 30 books on my Kindle alone that are biographies
    or autobiographies of Holocaust survivors. So while it seems
    all of his assumptions about me are off by a mile, I still stand
    by mine. He is a pathetic little prick who trolls the Internet in
    an attempt to gain the attention that he never got as a child.

    He has a pathetic need for attention. When I stopped responding to
    him, he revealed his pathological need for attention, by all but
    begging me to engage in a debate. Back when his daddy was dancing
    in a lime green three piece leisure suit, I was working in a private
    sanitarium. I learned a LOT about human behavior there.

    Never bet against geezers. We were covering topics in 3rd grade
    that most high school students today were never taught. 20 years
    ago, college students were polled on the decade various historical
    events occurred. Just under 1/2 could not guess the decade of the
    Civil War. It is worse now! There is not a person on this Blog
    who does not know the EXACT year every major war started. Brain
    dead kids only know about the Vietnam war what they were taught
    in school (Mostly wrong.) I did not serve, but I remember approaching
    my 17th birthday waiting for my number to come up, and watching the
    nightly body count. ANY dickhead can study the three paragraphs
    of a history book on JFK. We actually remember where we were
    when he was assassinated.

    This pathetic little cretin has the intellectual heft of a Pismire!














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  13. Leonard, you really have gone bonkers.I'm going to leave you to stew on this cesspit. I will return in the future. You will get what you deserve.

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  14. Leonard, the Torrance Tornado was no hero, cretin. You will get what you deserve.

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  15. As I predicted, the no nothing cretin began doing Internet searches right away.
    Looks like he found out Louis Zamperini was captured as a result of his
    aircraft malfunctioning over the Pacific Ocean.

    Hey MORON, that was not his first mission! Only a brain dead liberal
    dipshit could say that a man who braved heavy flack over a Japanese held
    island, lost a crew member, and wrestled a crippled ship back to safety over
    several hundred miles of open ocean was not a hero.

    What a dick, he is even a failure at Internet searches, going no farther
    than the 3 paragraphs at Wikipedia. This guy is so predictable I
    know what he is going to do before he does it.

    3 paragraphs? Try reading the ENTIRE book. Sorry, I forgot you are a
    Mellinneal, which means you are allergic to reading!


    PS I know he did not even watch the movie, because he would have known about
    the mission I cited.

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