Freezing in the dark
Well she came down to earth and she lit in a treeI said Ms. Purple People Eater, Pleeeese eat meI heard her say in a voice so gruffI wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough-apologies to Sheb Wooley-DV
Corset #4, in the blindfold. But then, I don't think I'd kick any of these out of the hot tub for drinking lite beer.
I second Critter's critique. (But call "Firstees" on the bevy of buxom beauties.)
Seriously? WTF is up with posting a gottdam comment from a Murthafucking tablet and it ghost-pasting the comment in the fucking ID line? *Ambles off mumbling curses agains Obongo and his minions, damning them to the deepest, darkest depths of Helen Thomas' rotting vaginal cavern.*
BC--You are Justinian, Solomon and Hammurabi all rolled into one...perhaps with a touch of Kahless The Unforgettable.A superior sentence.
BC's also reminiscent of the great Marcus Aurelius, who I believe wrote the treatise De Snoochibus.
Scipio Africanus was a better general but a poor philosopher.
Eric, my Latin is a bit rusty. So I always use lots of oil when consulting De Snoochibus.
Thanks guys. I've always been a big fan of the Olde Skoole warrior-philospher, Masterbatius Maxximus. His motto: "You can have my phallus when you pry it from my cold, dead hand."
Well she came down to earth and she lit in a tree
ReplyDeleteI said Ms. Purple People Eater, Pleeeese eat me
I heard her say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough
-apologies to Sheb Wooley
-DV
Corset #4, in the blindfold. But then, I don't think I'd kick any of these out of the hot tub for drinking lite beer.
ReplyDeleteI second Critter's critique. (But call "Firstees" on the bevy of buxom beauties.)
ReplyDeleteSeriously? WTF is up with posting a gottdam comment from a Murthafucking tablet and it ghost-pasting the comment in the fucking ID line?
ReplyDelete*Ambles off mumbling curses agains Obongo and his minions, damning them to the deepest, darkest depths of Helen Thomas' rotting vaginal cavern.*
BC--You are Justinian, Solomon and Hammurabi all rolled into one...perhaps with a touch of Kahless The Unforgettable.
ReplyDeleteA superior sentence.
BC's also reminiscent of the great Marcus Aurelius, who I believe wrote the treatise De Snoochibus.
ReplyDeleteScipio Africanus was a better general but a poor philosopher.
ReplyDeleteEric, my Latin is a bit rusty.
ReplyDeleteSo I always use lots of oil when consulting De Snoochibus.
Thanks guys. I've always been a big fan of the Olde Skoole warrior-philospher, Masterbatius Maxximus.
ReplyDeleteHis motto: "You can have my phallus when you pry it from my cold, dead hand."