"So they sent for help from some fellow communists, a ChiCom icebreaker, and that one got stuck in the ice as well. A fwench ship also made a rescue attempt but got diverted when the captain thought he heard a penguin yell at him in German and promptly surrendered."
I built a castle, and it sank into the swamp. So I built another one. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one and it burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp.
Take a regular shadenfreude and turn it up to 11, times a doubleplus good shadenfreude (Squared) and then add a quad supercharged shadenfreude multiplied by the square of the velocity of light.
It is a lot like that! One cannot get that kind of raging erection using the ED meds from the TV commercials.
You will notice that they say "If you experience a boner lasting more than 4 hours, call your doctor immediately!" You will also notice that they they do not imply, suggest, or otherwise infer that a 4 hour erection is a possible side effect.
The only time I ever get one of these nuclear boners is when liberals are freezing their asses (and tits) off on an Antarctic ice shelf on a global warming mission.
Shadenboner has been officially added to my vocabulary. Thanks!
This expedition is proof that God exists and he has a wicked sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteIrony: It's not just used to fortify breakfast cereals anymore!
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Oh, hell yes! I love these eco-warmist-tards!
ReplyDeleteYou can't buy this idiotic entertainment for love or money!
The Germans have a term for this: it is called Shadenfreude. It is the
ReplyDeleteguilty pleasure one gets at the pain
or misfortune of others.
PS it makes me want to dance to the tune of Soul Finger by the Bar-Kays:
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leonard, I believe the correct term to describe this feeling is "Shadenboner."
ReplyDeleteAh yes! The Banner! I was afraid it was mothballed forever! Can't beat the classics!
ReplyDeleteYou missed this gem:
ReplyDelete"So they sent for help from some fellow communists, a ChiCom icebreaker, and that one got stuck in the ice as well. A fwench ship also made a rescue attempt but got diverted when the captain thought he heard a penguin yell at him in German and promptly surrendered."
From:
http://nicedoggie.net/?p=9681
Yes, Anon, the Rotties can always be relied upon for Mega Mockery.
ReplyDeleteI built a castle, and it sank into the swamp. So I built another one. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one and it burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp.
ReplyDeleteWhat was that definition of insanity again, critter? It's on the tip of my tongue.
ReplyDeleteHey Soylent, I kind of LOVE the term!
ReplyDeleteTake a regular shadenfreude and turn it up to 11, times a doubleplus good shadenfreude (Squared) and then add a quad supercharged shadenfreude
multiplied by the square of the velocity of light.
It is a lot like that! One cannot get that kind of raging erection
using the ED meds from the TV commercials.
You will notice that they say "If you experience a boner lasting
more than 4 hours, call your doctor immediately!" You will also notice that they they do not imply, suggest, or otherwise
infer that a 4 hour erection is a possible side effect.
The only time I ever get one of these nuclear boners is when
liberals are freezing their asses (and tits) off on an Antarctic ice
shelf on a global warming mission.
Shadenboner has been officially added to my vocabulary. Thanks!
I can't take credit for it, Leonard. I'm pretty sure I stole it from Ace. Maybe McGoo, but I'm almost positive that one is Ace's.
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