Friday, January 31, 2014

I'd Rather Have An ES-335 Or A Firebird, But...

I might have to get one of these.


Made from the wood the US Customs Department seized in a raid--and then returned, and finished in suitably drab "Government Tan."
Genius.
H/T to Ace's sidebar.

10 comments:

  1. Ya!
    Those Feds tried to use The Lacey Act to bar me from entering The Great Satan. I countered with the fact that I am Legal wildlife in my home country, Myanmar, and although fucking endangered as all fuck there 'cause of my political beliefs, I am a dime a dozen cunt in the US of A - Especially amongst Massholes.

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  2. "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."—Freewheelin' Franklin.

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  3. That's a classic, GOODSTUFF. Hadn't heard it in years.

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  4. me neither, Thanks for the reminder!

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  5. I hope they sell them all in a month.

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  6. Hey "GOODSTUFF!!"
    'How bout' Franks' buddies Fat Freddy and Phineas?? they deserve a note or two!! Where are they now?? 'Still have "Original" copies of "Zaps" and "Feds and Heads" in my archives!! Those were the daze!!
    BSBD,
    III%,
    skybill-out

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  7. Okay.
    I had to ask The Tutor about this crap; The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

    You cunts are fuckin' old.

    The Tutor is ancient, and he showed me one of the comics. I figger ya gotta be wasted to appreciate the humour.
    Lost on me, I'm afraid, but then you all knew it would be, right?

    "What a drag it is getting old."

    "Hope I die before I get old."

    Your Generation's Little Helper.

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  8. A tone(ment) moment ...so to speak.
    -DV

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  9. That is one fucking-ace instrument!

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