This is 90% of why I spent so much time in middle school trying to hone my Jedi powers (the other 10% was so I could Force-choke this leftist bitch teacher).
Yoda never used The Force to choke bitches--- He just whipped out his 12-inch Crotch Saber and used it to choke them. Then he'd turn 'em over and show 'em how to Enter The Dark Side. :-D
This is 90% of why I spent so much time in middle school trying to hone my Jedi powers (the other 10% was so I could Force-choke this leftist bitch teacher).
ReplyDeleteWhat a world this would be if some of us did have Jedi powers! :o)
ReplyDeleteThis is the best goddamn use of the force I have ever seen!
ReplyDeleteJedi Master McGoo will have to teach me this trick.
Reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810638fCvrQ
Yoda never used The Force to choke bitches--- He just whipped out his 12-inch Crotch Saber and used it to choke them. Then he'd turn 'em over and show 'em how to Enter The Dark Side. :-D
ReplyDeleteYoda, dude! You da man!
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