Thank you. Good work all.
Yes, it seem like only yesterday that I was banished from the Soylent Empire I had labored four years to build on the bones of dead Supers...
But no matter. Even with the stone knives and bear skins of this Blogger platform, here in the HyperHinterland I shall continue build my Soylent army. And soon my minions, soon, we shall reclaim our rightful glory! We shall drive our enemies before us! Rape! Pillage! Plunder! Burn!
And render them into tasty biscuits for the unsuspecting masses at a substantial profit. So we can have more of this...
and this...
www.soylent.nu but I sure don't think it's made of people this time around. That's fine, it wasn't made of people in the book, either.
ReplyDeleteHollywood sucks.
I ain't quittin' you!
ReplyDeleteYou'd be lonely out there in the Soylent gulag if we all deserted and, after all, there's the BOOBIES!
ReplyDeleteneeds more Brazilian arse. just saying.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new milestone Dude!
ReplyDeleteFunny you should say that, Critter. Carnival is only a few days away... :-)
ReplyDeleteI thought bare skin was a good thing. Oh wait...
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on one million minions. Soon there will be enough to march on East Anglia, crush the puny IPCC horde, and hear the lamentations of their Birkenstock clad womyn.
most cool Dude
ReplyDeleteHappy to be a Soylent minion
Well, she certainly gets my attention with such unseemly behaviour. O MY....
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes time to drive our enemies, just remember the first of the Maxims of Highly Successful Mercenaries:
ReplyDeletePillage then Burn.
It doesn't work to well the other way around.
Say, where's Cuddles? I had thought she/he/it would want to congratulate you, too.
ReplyDeleteFuckin-A, bro! I know I've given you at least 365 of those hits, if not multiplied by 10. :-D
ReplyDeleteIf you had a better platform and an email address that wasn't locked up tighter than a rabbi's foreskin collection, I'd be sending you all kinds of snooch linkage to pass out amongst the rest of the minions. ;-)
Hey, you guys be kind on Cuddles. She/he being the next Mrs Saxon an all. I'm fervently hoping she is a cute little Asian chick and not some 24 stone hairy Russian dude called Boris.
ReplyDeleteHeck, lots of us have been around since the original halcyon days when you were supra-rosa.
ReplyDeleteI think your original minions are from the same place as mine; expats from The Other Side of Kim's, and from Steamboat's A&A blogs. Ah good times, fun days long gone by.
Awww, you had me with the whiskey and the Minions.
ReplyDeleteFiguratively, I mean :)
Belated congratulations!
ReplyDeleteTY, Wombat.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't have done it without you.