Well, with Obamacare, we'll certainly have enough seniors and fetuses to render into Soylent. I'm surprised it took that degenerate Malthusian this long to horn in on my franchise. He should be the first one processed. It would be eco-justice.
Sounds like a good idea to me. But as most dead folk will be old folk, might need to cook them for a while. Otherwise the meat might be stringy and tough. Aborted foetuses would be tender though- how's dat for bad taste.
When I first read this story, I thought it was a sick joke. No, he is still pushing this over population fiction. His idea is that are running out of resources and will need to start eating our dead.
Yowza! Now THAT'S a WOMAN!!!
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Way off topic here Soylent, but
ReplyDeleteyou must hit this link:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/sean-long/2014/05/22/alarmist-paul-ehrlich-predicts-need-eat-bodies-your-dead
Paule Erlish is back and advocating
that we start eating eat Soylent Green.
Well, with Obamacare, we'll certainly have enough seniors and fetuses to render into Soylent.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised it took that degenerate Malthusian this long to horn in on my franchise.
He should be the first one processed. It would be eco-justice.
I'd like to shake her parents' hands. They did a damn fine job mixing genes.
ReplyDeleteSue the prick!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good idea to me. But as most dead folk will be old folk, might need to cook them for a while. Otherwise the meat might be stringy and tough. Aborted foetuses would be tender though- how's dat for bad taste.
ReplyDeleteWait...so would that make aborted fetuses the cannibal equivalent of veal? And if so, will Planned Parenthood be publishing a cookbook?
ReplyDeleteEric, only if you debone them!
ReplyDeleteWhen I first read this story, I
thought it was a sick joke. No,
he is still pushing this over
population fiction. His idea is
that are running out of resources
and will need to start eating our
dead.
This bit about crunchy fetuses
ReplyDeletetakes me back to this Monty
Python classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU