Tuesday, May 13, 2014

The NYT--One Stop Climate Clown Parade

Okay, try and follow this, if you can. Yesterday, after Guardian thermageddon monger Suzanne Goldberg  claimed the Antarctic ice is in total collapse, Andrew Revkin--yeah, the NYT's resident ClimateClown--called her out for her moronosity. Yeah, it was mildly amusing to see the NYT chastise the Guardian for being the bastion of ecoloonery the Times strives to be.
But then it got better, Today, the Times published it's own front page hysteria about the collapse of the Antarctic based on the same AGU press release--and even using the same headline: "Melting of Antarctic Ice is called unstoppable." apparently, they didn't check with Andy.
Oh, but that's not the punchline. It had already been delivered in The Australian:

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

9 comments:

  1. Remember the leftist motto "Never confuse the issue with facts."

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  2. Math teacher called into Rush today to break down how much energy would be required to melt the Antarctic icecap. By his numbers, it would take 15 trillion-trillion joules (the equivalent of detonating about 250k 50 megaton nuclear bombs) just to raise the ice temp by 1 degree celsius. Although math has never been the leftards' strong suit.

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  3. I heard the whole ZOMG THE ICE BROKE AND WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!! shit and thought, "Well, that's what happens when it gets too heavy."

    Fuckers can't catch a clue.

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  4. Eric, I asked The Sage McGoo to do that very calculation a few years back at TheSiteThatShallNotBeNamed, and he did.
    Obviously Rush's caller read the post.
    McGoo is a God!

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  5. within the ream of mapping errors

    garbage in -- garbage out

    also, there is the El Nino effect

    the biggest problem is the IPCC is funding these clowns

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  6. never let facts get in the way of a good narrative...

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  7. Soylent, He also had a really cool feral cat named Brrrt.

    I was reminded of seeing glacial ice breaking off into the
    sea from footage of Al Gore's error ridden movie which
    was supposed to be proof of global warming.

    What I saw was expanding ice, not receding
    or melting or collapsing ice (Whatever that means.)
    This is Jr. Hi level science class simple: Water expands
    as is gets colder!

    We need to send Gore back to school:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA

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  8. The fucking Regressives will be screaming about Glow Bull Worming as Shitcago is being scraped down to Nashville by the advancing glaciers. The only thing that is going to stop their tyrannical power grab will be copious amounts of lead and hemp applied according to the owner's manual.

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  9. This is even worse than I thought!
    The new Godzirra was created not
    by evil American nuclear weapons,
    but by get this: Global warming!

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