Tuesday, September 2, 2014

How To Deal With That Cheating Bitch...


Lock her in the child-proof back seat with a box of roaches. Well played.

5 comments:

  1. Her car, I presume?

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  2. At least she wasn't driving...

    So, where do you hire a roach-wrangler?

    Or, maybe that candy manufacturer simply had a quality-control issue?

    Last question: Are short-shorts an advantage or disadvantage in this particular situation?

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  3. Must be the Whizzo Chocolates Valentine's Day pack. Cockroach clusters and lark's vomit whips.

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