Saturday, September 19, 2015

WeekENDer: Double Trouble


29 comments:

  1. Double dip or Ying and Yang- take your pick.

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  2. Flaxen, I arrive in your swamp in two weeks. Let's see if you are ready for a 6'5 rugby player, you dreadful cunt. I know that I will take enormous delight in our encounter! Are you ready?

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  3. Just when I thought we were rid of the cock-sucker, he pops up again
    like Herpes breakout!

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  4. The 'Twat on a stick' is back again. I'm guessing you are about 5' 6" and weigh about 120 pounds dripping wet. Half of that weight is due to your fat, pimply, scrotum. Looking forward to meeting you. The pleasure/pain will be all yours.

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  5. Leonard, you seem to be the one obsessed with sucking cocks. I'll leave you to your local gay Bukkake session.

    Flaxen, I am 6'5. You are an old cunt, even if 6'7. You will be the fool in pain. My trip starts on the North Island. Hopefully those haka dancing rugby plebs get eliminated early in the World Cup, we won't have to hear those dreadful kiwi accents anymore. I'll see you in two weeks.

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  6. Looking forward to it, big boy. Who said I was gonna fight fair....

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  7. I just had a thought. The only people I know who are offended enough at
    the sight of naked women to act as moral cuusaders, are the followers of
    the child molester prophet.

    To test this hypothisis, I suggest posting photos of camel and goat
    vaginas just to see if it shuts him up!

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  8. An interesting thesis Mr Jones. Although I suspect your erudition would be wasted on this brain fucked fag.

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  9. Leonard, I see you hate Muslims as well? Is there any group of people you actually like? I suspect not, you fool.

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  10. He just proved proved you right Flaxen!

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  11. The trail of the reaper feeds the crows.

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  12. Well Flaxen, I think I have finally identified the toy Yorkie that
    has been nipping at your heels. The clue came when he described
    himself as being 6'5". His name is Big Bruce:


    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cls6iDgVltI



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  13. Of all the places you'd think would be troll-free, it'd be here. After all, who can think of trolling when there are lovely titties to look at? What little faith I had left in humanity is now dead.

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  14. That is why the one thing I am absolutely certain about is that our
    uninvited guest is a rod-smoking pillow biter Eric.

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  15. Flaxen, I arrive on the North Island in 10 days. Are you ready?

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  16. Hey dipshit! Did I ever bother to tell you that you left quite a
    history of physical threats on this Blog and that my friend Flaxen
    has one of the finest firearms collections I have ever seen?

    So, unless you are completely retarded I would not do what you are
    contemplating, even if you did know where he lived. (Which I doubt)
    Your infantile game is growing very tedious. Go home, pop your
    pimples and back into your mothers basement and play with your
    joystick!







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  17. The pimply ass Patroller has Trolled more than a few blogs I frequent. He always threatens dire retribution and waxes lyrical about unleashing hordes of his minions. Very sad. He should be pitied. Clearly has nothing better to do than sit in his basement, on his computer, playing the tough, 'keyboard warrior'.

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  18. 9 days to go Flaxen. Prepare yourself.

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  19. FS - just send the butt-monkey a full frontal nude photo of yourself and be done with it.

    You know he just wants your bod'.

    Maybe then he'll shut up and short-stroke it in his parents basement for a few weeks.

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  20. Anon, you stupid fool, it looks like you have a secret longing for Flaxen. Go back to your cesspit, you scum.

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  21. On the one hand, this faggot is too infantile to even bother with. On
    the other, he is so vacuous that a Mongoloid Idiot could stomp his ass
    like a Narc at a biker rally in a battle of wits! I think I will
    continue to play with this spoiled child because he makes it too
    fracking easy. One thing that is sure is that he will be looking up
    the definition of the word vacuous the minute he reads this!

    Flaxen, how long has this Chihuahua with the 3rd grade vocabulary
    been nipping at your heels? It really does (like Anon. says) look
    like the mother of all sexual obsessions. I think he is longing for
    a big ol'slab of Saxon meat, with a little Spotted Dick for dessert.
    (Oh, hell, I just sent him off on another Internet search!)

    I just remembered something. His "I am the Patroller, and I am
    coming for you" is right out of a very old routine:

    I am de Viper and I am coming to see you. My guess is that this kid
    will be clueless about this reference, but some of my fellow geezers
    might remember this one.

    If the little cretin does show up, don't waste a 240 grain SJHP. It
    would much better for you to put your boot so far up his ass he would
    need an oral surgeon to extract it. But sadly, the boy in his mother's
    basement is not going to show up!

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  22. 8 days and counting Flaxen......

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  23. Flaxon, what do you think this little turd is going to do when
    he embarrasses himself by not showing up on your doorstep? I
    am taking book on this. Right now, it is 15-1 that he will
    not show up. Having the little cock bite leave this Blog
    forever is probably not going to happen either.

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  24. Leonard, it's interesting to note that all of your pathetic comments contain the word cock. I think you have a longing for some big rods. Cunts appear to be the last thing on your mind, you idiot.

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  25. It is you, with the sexual obsession for a big slab of Saxon meat
    that is causing me to comment on the obvious. You revealed yourself
    from the beginning to be a sexual deviant. Every person on this
    Blog has a healthy HETEROSEXUAL attraction to the female of the
    species. Why is it that you are the only odd man out who objects
    to images of beatiful women?

    Put the two together and it spells obsessed sexual deviant in big
    bold letters out of the title screen of El Cid! (Yet another
    reference your feeble mind will be unable to comprehend)

    PS. Have you given a thought about what you are going to do when you
    and your imaginary minions do not bring doom upon the object of your
    sexual fantasies? (Sorry, I forgot to add delusions of grandeur to
    my diagnosis) This really is sad. It is like a bad South Park
    starring Butters as Professor Chaos.


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  26. Patroller, you have a wife? Not really, eh? The blow up variety don't count.

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  27. Pathetic little Internet trolls who live in their mothers basement are
    by definition unmarried. You live Sad and unfulfilled lives. People
    like you could not get laid in a women's prison with a handful of
    pardons. Masturbation to the thumbnail image of Flaxen Saxon does
    not qualify as sex.

    As Anon said, you need to let go of that Doritos stained pecker and
    GET A FUCKING LIFE!

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  28. You cannot defeat the Patroller. I will destroy this site with my dark net allies.

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