Sunday, October 25, 2015

Coffee Creamer: Kitchen Elf


33 comments:

  1. Wow, she's perfect! Even that faggot troll has to like this one lol

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  2. Wow, what big aureola you have, my dear.

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  3. Chris, are you ready for what comes next?

    What would you do if one of your relations admitted to being gay? I think your reaction would involve physical violence, you vapid cunt.

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  4. Chris, the ONLY way the Patroller of the gay bath house would
    be interested in a female is if he could felch semen from one
    of her bodily orifices!

    One day to Bellus.

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  5. Flaxen, those are the size of garbage can lids!

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  6. I noticed she is drinking out of an Obama mug.

    Exile1981

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  7. Damn! Anon is correct. This is a perfect example of one of those images
    of a hot chick with the caption "If you stare at this image long enough,
    you may spot an AC 427 Cobra in the background."

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  8. She brought her own saucers to set her Obamug upon.

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  9. Leonard, the time approaches when accounts will be fully settled with you cunt. You have polluted bogland for long enough. You will return to the cesspit you inhabit. You cannot stop me.

    I think you are a closet sausage jockey.......

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  10. Hey um Patroller, I have a gay son whom I love dearly. Keep on tryin' lol.

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  11. Yes, I cannot stop you from sucking cock, but beside that
    you are all talk and no action, just like the rest of you
    uneducated millennial pud-knockers!

    Hey guys, I just heard something on the radio that explains
    our uninvited deviated prevert homo. (another reference
    only the old guys will understand) Loved Kenean Wynn as
    Col. Bat Guano:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUAK7t3Lf8s


    It was recently reported that the Millennial generation have
    lived such such pampered and insulated lives that when a group
    of college students spotted a mouse, they freaked out and called
    the cops. Yes, when even Millennial males are hiking up their
    skirts, jumping on chairs and shrieking like hysterical women,
    that goes a long way to explaining people like the Puto-Troller.
    He is the result of two generations of young women who eschewed
    home economics, and the chats their great grandmothers gave about
    child rearing.

    And the males have become so emasculated, they shit their pants
    at the sight of a harmless rodent! Meanwhile, the educational
    system has become so watered down that functional illiterates
    are attending college. The result is like something out of the
    movie Idiocracy, where smart people stop having children and
    morons are breeding like rats + time = a society in which most
    people are too fucking stupid to change a spark-plug. A male
    who cannot kill a fucking rodent will NEVER get laid. He will
    be like the Patroller, incapable of feeding a family. He is a
    worthless piece of biology that no self respecting woman would
    marry. This explains the Patroller of the gay bath house! His
    dad must have been a pathetic pussy whipped metro sexual!

    After tomorrow, my meager finances will be OK. The stupid prick
    will be proven (yet again) to be just another insipid Internet
    troll who's threats are as hollow as his cranial cavity.

    I am going to start a contest to see who can come up with the
    most creative names for his imaginary minions. The winner will
    get to be placed on his shit list, where he will spend the rest of
    his waiting for the punishment that will never come.

    Master Wadders, and the Order of the Shadows lacks any evidence
    whatsoever of imagination. Based on his severely limited
    vocabulary and lack of creativity, he must have studied creative
    literature at the local city college! Here are a few that I came
    up with:

    Field Marshall Col. General Anus Pounder (I love the Russian flare
    for exaggeration, it is like some African dictator with the
    title 11 star general)

    Col. Rectum Wrecker, (Nickname old blood and crud)

    Major Vaseline Consumer, leader of the Bukake Brigade

    Captain Peter Puffer, leader of Obonzo's Queen Beret.

    Lt. M. A. Swallower, Platoon leader of the Filthy Felchers.
    Instead of parachuting into France with war paint and Mohawks
    like Jake McNasty and his dozen bad-asses, they flit about in
    pink tutu's to confuse enemy soldiers. I have flummoxed the
    little turd by referencing yet another figure that a complete
    historical illiterate like him will never comprehend!

    The Noncoms:

    Sgt. Barney Bumslammer.

    Cpl. Wadswallower.

    Pfc. Jim Neighbors. (No explanation necessary for those over 50)

    Buck Pvt: Being at the top of the totem pole of his imaginary
    army, this would be the correct position for the sperm felcher
    called the "Patroller." (Another reference that will soar miles
    above his head) Since his proper place is in the lowest echelon
    of this make believe army, he is getting pounded in the ass
    by everyone who outranks him, and this means EVERYBODY!






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  12. Chris, great point! All this illiterate punk knows is what his leftist
    teachers have taught him. In his narrow to nonexistent liberal mind,
    conservatives are racist, zenophobic, homophobic, intolerant bigots.
    I (like most conservatives,) could not give a rodents fucking rectum
    what two consenting adults do in private. The two things that turn
    me into a fucking pit bull is shoving their lifestyle down the
    throats of American citizens, and involving children in their
    radical agenda. (Both of which they are now doing)

    I am going to bet money that you taught your son to be a better man
    than Bukake Boy will ever live to be. I am going to pound this
    hypocritical little insect into garden mulch, because like all
    liberals, he issued a gay insult that started this fucking war!

    Is it not strange that it is the "tolerant liberals" who claim that
    they support gays, who are the first ones to "out gay political
    opponents," and engage in history revision by denouncing people
    like J. Edgar Hoover and Abraham Lincoln as gay?

    They had to discredit Hoover because he stood for law and order.
    And they are still proving themselves to be fighting the Civil War
    by denouncing the man who freed the slaves. I may be over the
    top in this debate, but this bigoted, intolerant little prick
    deserves every epithet I have thrown at him! (and then some as
    I will soon deminstrate)

    If I were gay, I would still be calling this brain-dead illiterate
    moron a cock-sucker!






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  13. Leonard, your last post fully revealed the real nasty piece of shit that you are.

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  14. Bellus day and the Mellinneal turd burgler has yet again proven
    this threats are as hollow as the space between his ears.

    The Blog is still up and running and the Mutant Ninja hackers of his
    mind never touched my finances. The ONLY way he would carry through
    on a threat is if he promised to suck us off!

    I will officially wait until tomorrow before I declare victory
    over Bukake Boy, but nothing will change between then and now.
    So far the little faggot has the track record of AL Gore and
    his hundreds of false predictions of planetary doom.

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  15. You'll have to do better Leonard. Keep believing your delusional crap about climate change as well by the way.

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  16. Everything I learn about this pud-sucker serves to confirm my
    first impression. He truly is the total package brainwashed
    liberal idiot. (Funny how I have never seen the word
    conservative applied to profiles of Internet trolls)
    He has swallowed the global warming hoax as it were his
    boyfriends load.

    My Jr Hi science class would have laughed Al gore out of the
    classroom, but that was back in the 70's when students were
    taught to think for themselves. If I could shred the guy
    who earned D's in his college science classes, I can certainly
    destroy the Wad-Swallower. If he actually believes that a
    trace level gas at 350 PPM can drive global climate, he
    truly is brain and there is no hope for the bone-smoker!

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  17. It looks like Leonard has swallowed the global warming conspiracy theory whole. Maybe it's not the only thing that this backward American fool swallows.

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  18. Well guys we now know why the pud-sucker is unemployable. The entire scope
    of his scientific studies is based on a propaganda film by guy who is
    so fucking stupid, he cannot tell the difference expanding ice and
    melting ice. This is the same guy who has said polar ice caps would
    be gone in ten years 3 fucking times! Bukake Boy no doubt is unaware
    that we are nearing the 20 year mark in a cooling trend with record size
    polar ice for about 10 years!

    His entire knowledge about AGW is based on the incoherent ranting of
    of a D level science student who tried passing off video of glacial
    ice breaking off into the sea in Alaska as "evidence" of melting
    ice. If the idiot was in my 3rd grade class back in 1963, the
    butt-rammer would have called bullshit because we did the expansion/
    displacement experiments in grade school!

    The poor uneducated mellinneal asshole no doubt believes Gore's
    unscientific prediction that Manhatten skyscrapers will be under-
    water. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! Even with so-called greenhouse gases.
    The earth's orbit would have to get smaller, or the axial tilt or
    solar output would have to change drastically. Anyone who believes
    otherwise is either not a scientist or like Puto-Troller, has seen
    too many crappy Kevin Costner bombs.

    First, back to the ice cube in a glass of water experiment: If the
    Arctic ice cap and Antarctic ice shelves melt, the rise of sea
    level will be exactly ZERO. Only glacial ice can have any
    impact on sea level, and that is largely impacted by topography.
    The best estimates put a total melt at somewhere between 10-30
    feet. This means that Manhatten will be fucked, but Brooklyn
    will do just fine! There will be no beachfront property in
    Montana.

    If the Patroller of the public restrooms is too fucking stupid to under-
    stand 3rd grade level science concepts, I will stand by every assertion
    I ever made about the level of his intelligence.

    Number one greenhouse gas? Water vapor (clouds) @ 40,000 PPM vs CO2 @
    350 PPM. But this is meaningless because it is a natural process.

    How can one prove water expands as it gets colder? Simple, fill an ice
    cube tray and take notice that the ice does not form at the bottom.

    Why do we geezers know this when the mellinneals do not? Our parents
    instilled in us a passion for reading, while Mr. and Mrs. pud pounder
    simply dropped is ass off in unionized public schools!

    PS I just noticed that the Blog is still up and running and his
    "accountant" has not reduced me to penury. I am beginning to
    think his lifestyle choice and rejection of heterosexualty is
    related to a severe case of impotence. (at least where females
    are concerned)





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  19. It's funny Leonard, he doesn't much like the republicans but he freaking hates the democrats for exactly the reason you mention. Every time they can "out" a republican candidate and "humiliate" him/her they act like "look out, she/he's gay!!!" then turn around and say "not that it matters" to their gay supporters. He's seen that and the social policies that take from his paychecks at an alarming rate and he hates them with a passion.

    So, Patroller, it's the 26th. Y'all said that this site will be taken out today. This isn't going to be like when those "ministers" say "Jesus is coming back on this date..." and then it doesn't happen, right? We're waiting! :)

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  20. Chris, the ultimate irony is that he is too fucking stupid to understand
    the hypocrisy you just described. On the one hand, it is "Gays are people
    too" but on the other hand his first impulse was to assault me with a
    gay insult. Irony is lost on this moron. He will attack any person
    who calls him gay, but will excuse any liberal or Democrat who does
    the same thing.

    Barney Frank ran a gay prostitution ring out his house and it is "nothing to
    see here, move along." But when one Republican's foot crosses into an
    ajoining shit-house stall, the liberals tear him to shreds. Like all
    liberals, he is oblivious to his hypocrisy.

    This is yet further proof we are dealing with an illiterare moron!


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  21. Still, the more comments on this one, the more I get to see that perfect woman in the picture. So keep the fight going! :)

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  22. Bellus plus one. The Blog is still here and the felcher's accountant
    never showed up. What is this, Geezer 10 and and Millennial wad
    swallower 0? He is going to have to do better don't you think?


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  23. Wrong as usual Leonard. I wonder what else you deny, apart from climate change?

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  24. Now the little Peter puffer is posting anonymously. There is no end
    to his stupidity, he is now denying 3rd grade level science. The
    delusional rod smoker has a fantastic case against his high
    school (assuming he even graduated) for educational malpractice!



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  25. Leonard, my time on this blog has come to an end. It's been a pleasure observing your inferior mind at work. But I can only take so much of your asinine posts, which show the nasty little shitbag you are. I now return to my life in Europe and leave you to stew in your backwater.

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  26. Oh, don't leave Patroller! We're enjoying this. It is because I called you a faggot? I am sorry about that. I usually don't use that term having a gay son and all. Please stay! Please continue to threaten us! We're having a blast!

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  27. So the deadline comes and passes and the Fearsome Pud Swallower slinks off to sperm-encrusted mattress in the brothel basement to lick his wounds and search for other places where his awesome intellect might be appreciated... Man, they just don't make trolls like they used to.

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  28. Oh Shit! The little Felcher/Bukake Queen is leaving us? What will
    we do without his hollow threats to destroy the Blog and reduce us
    to penury with this minions of Ninja Turtle Accountants?

    Do not hold your breath, the little cock sucker is not done yet.
    He has however promised to return to Europe. Here is a lesson:

    Never try and get your peter sucked in France.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM_lXwJpZCg

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  29. BC: It is the same cum encrusted mattress that his mother uses.
    The problem is that I was severely tempted to simply take him at
    his word and say nothing. Having studied the psychological profile
    of Internet Trolls and homosexuals, I came to the conclusion that
    we are not going to be that lucky!

    This little Millennial Sperm slurping faggot will be back tomorrow.
    We are dealing with an idiot (an actual clinical term to describe a
    person with an IQ between 0 and 25.) If this sperm receptacle could
    not comprehend elementary school science, there is no hope whatsoever!

    When we adults pass from this mortal coil, this waste of skin will
    still be residing his mother's basement. He will still be unmarried,
    still unemployable, and still lonely except for the men who are rocking
    him to sleep while reaming his ass, which at that time will be the size
    of the Holland Tunnel!

    Only time will tell, but I am not going to hold my breath!





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  30. Chris, I too am smitten by this chick. But it is for an entirely
    different reason. Her tits are a tad droopy and she has the
    pretty girl next door look, but she is hardly perfect. These
    are the traits I find very alluring.

    She is Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. Most people do not understand
    why the sexpot movie star lost to a pretty farm girl from Kansas by
    about 80/20. She was the kind of girl us regular guys could marry.
    Ginger was the typical stuck up high school girl that rejected us.
    I will take one Mary Ann over a dozen Ginger's every time! If I were
    an Arab Sheikh, I would have FOUR Mary Ann's!





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  31. You are a sick perverted old guy, with a small cock, and who can't get it up. Go back to your cesspit, you scum.

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  32. I just won the argument! I knew that an Internet troll would not
    be this easily defeated. He has assumed yet another identity, this
    time in the form of a mythical 1st century Mick dick sucker who's
    name he did not even know until yesterday!

    This is the hallmark of an Internet troll, any illiterate fucking
    moron who can can do an Internet search can appear to be a genius
    up until the moment he opens his fucking mouth! Without that
    ability, the Patroller could not form a coherent sentence! This
    marks only the second time I needed to do an Internet search to
    refute one of this sausage smokers attempts to insult me.

    If he lacked access to the Internet, this cock-sucker would be a
    complete illiterate! This bone-smoker would be unable to operate
    above the level of a third grader without the ability to type in
    the word Wikipedia. His every response resulted in him doing an
    Internet search, especially the one that one that in which he
    refuted the fact that Louis Zamperini was a hero.

    This kind of STUPID does not exist anywhere in the universe where
    where idiots do not reign!

    The Bukake boy is so fucking stupid he is clueless as to the message
    embedded in this sentence.








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