Tis true Unknown, the great 'Keyboard Warrior' known as 'The Patroller' will steal into the labyrinth known hereabouts as Nuzzyland. There be dragons here. Let him enter the world of the Flaxen Saxon (my turf) and be enumerated amongst the world of men. May he meet my Maltese terrier, Loki and come face to face with my 6'6" son and equally imposing son in law. I might just sit this one out and watch. I'm not a young man, after all. Hey, its all about delegation these days. Isn't delegation the new buzz word amongst management types? Maybe not. The point is, the poor Patroller will be sat alone, masturbating slowly and scratching his fat pimply ass long after we have stopped viewing his comments. Now isn't that the sad truth.
By the way Flaxen, since you are no doubt still with us, I have to tell you that I knew we were dealing with a homosexual the moment he used a term that I had to look up on the Internet. He thought he was insulting me by using a term ONLY a faggot would know, that describes a particular homosexual activity involving golden showers by a number of gay men.
Better luck next time Patroller! I am sure the ONLY person you are likely to be married to would be George Michael or Jerry Brown!
You already shot your bolt homo! You have about as much credibility as a proponent of global warming. Every time you leave a post, you reveal a little more about yourself. Your use of the word Bukake says you know more about homosexual practices than any straight male ever would. Your use of Nuzzyland reveals you to be a millennial, which fits in with Anon's assessment that you are are sexually frustrated hermit living in his mothers basement and jacking off with Cheetos stained hands.
You are a pathetic little turd living in a fantasy world where you command a legion of fierce minions. A sad spoiled little boy who who may have a liberal arts degree, but no friends. Here is a little advice: Stop felching strangers you meet in public restrooms and try some pussy for once! It might just work wonders for your confidence and self respect.
PS Unlike you, I had to look up the definition of felching!
Leonard, you reveal more of your fallen soul with each post. You deny climate change (it's a proven fact). You are homophobic. You don't like (or is that hate?) Muslims. I can easily add a range of items to your list of faults. But the floor is yours. I leave it to you......
I wear those as a badge of honor you rod-smoking faggot! I was an actual science geek in school you moron, so I am smart enough to understand a trace element at < 4/10000 of the total volume of the atmosphere cannot possibly be driving ANY degree of warming on a global level. You are also proving your abject fucking stupidity with each post.
I was a product of the Three R's (Readin' Wriitin' and Rithmatic). You, on the other hand were obviously steeped in Racism, Recycling and Rubbers. No wonder you could not get laid in a woman's prison with a handful of pardons.
BTW, since you are a product of a modern education I should point out that < means less than, and 4/10000 is another way of saying 4 parts in 10,000. But even then, I do not expect you to understand.
Leave it to the truly intellectually handicapped to be too stupid to even realize they are in over their heads. When one side is playing multi-level Star Trek chess and the other is playing sandlot marbles, the outcome is predictable. This is like watching our idiot president engaging in a battle of wits against Putin.
And just what does it take to insult a simple minded mommas boy? I was sort of hoping you might become obsessed with me so that I could give you my address and set up an appointment to to get your ass stomped into garden mulch. You pathetic little twit, you have already proven yourself to be a total loser, about as threatening as a Toy Yorkie.
Maybe I can pay you and your mommy a visit. As long as I can put bag over her head, I might get her to give you a demonstration of what sex between a man and woman looks like! But then again, I doubt anything would get your unemployed slacker ass out of her basement. The trouble here is that you could teach your mother a thing or two about sunken dicks.
Lennie, you display all the typical symptoms of an arrogant, over confident twat. I have no desire to ever encounter you in the real world. I would probably throw up, having to smell your cock breath.
You seem to think that you can goad me with a threat to rape my mother. I leave others to judge your pathetic comment.
You are the fool in all this, but you will never understand, you vapid cunt.
There you have it. A scared pathetic sexually repressed loner who ONLY threatens old men he perceives to be defenseless. Too chicken Shit to take on 59 year old man with 40+ years in heavy industrial trades. What, afraid of getting your ass kicked?
I had you pegged from your first post Bukake Boy! You come to this Blog and threaten a friend, but run seriously short of testicular fortitude when challenged. And for the record you pathetic little man, I did not threaten to rape your mother. I merely offered to satisfy her and demonstrate to her gay son what heterosexual sex looked like.
Yet another example of why liberals should never be allowed to procreate!
You have no one but yourself to blame dipshit, you blew it when you used a term ONLY a homosexual would use. Only a moron would reveal himself in that manner. In other words, you were too stupid to realize I could look up the meaning of the word. Next time, do not use terms that will betray your lifestyle!
Once again you demonstrate your abject idiocy. I've nothing left to say to you. I leave you for now to wallow in your conspiracy theories. I have to deal with Flaxen in the next while.
Good, then make good on your promise to get the FUCK OUT OF HERE you pathetic troll! You are not going to do shit to Flaxen you cowardly weasel, and what's more, you know it.
PS Just how limited is your vocabulary? It all seems to revolve around a few dozen key words that I learned back in grade school. It is no wonder you are living in your mothers basement and cannot get laid!
My loins are aflame.
ReplyDeleteShe gots that 70s Playboy model look about her!
ReplyDeleteHey Flaxen, unless I am mistaken, tomorrow is the big
day.
Tis true Unknown, the great 'Keyboard Warrior' known as 'The Patroller' will steal into the labyrinth known hereabouts as Nuzzyland. There be dragons here. Let him enter the world of the Flaxen Saxon (my turf) and be enumerated amongst the world of men. May he meet my Maltese terrier, Loki and come face to face with my 6'6" son and equally imposing son in law. I might just sit this one out and watch. I'm not a young man, after all. Hey, its all about delegation these days. Isn't delegation the new buzz word amongst management types? Maybe not. The point is, the poor Patroller will be sat alone, masturbating slowly and scratching his fat pimply ass long after we have stopped viewing his comments. Now isn't that the sad truth.
ReplyDeleteBy the way Flaxen, since you are no doubt still with us, I have
ReplyDeleteto tell you that I knew we were dealing with a homosexual the
moment he used a term that I had to look up on the Internet.
He thought he was insulting me by using a term ONLY a faggot
would know, that describes a particular homosexual activity
involving golden showers by a number of gay men.
Better luck next time Patroller! I am sure the ONLY person
you are likely to be married to would be George Michael or
Jerry Brown!
Flaxen, I have arrived in Nuzzyland. Your son and son in law will be the first to fall. The rest will follow....
ReplyDeleteYou already shot your bolt homo! You have about as much credibility
ReplyDeleteas a proponent of global warming. Every time you leave a post, you
reveal a little more about yourself. Your use of the word Bukake says
you know more about homosexual practices than any straight male ever would.
Your use of Nuzzyland reveals you to be a millennial, which fits
in with Anon's assessment that you are are sexually frustrated hermit
living in his mothers basement and jacking off with Cheetos stained
hands.
You are a pathetic little turd living in a fantasy world where you
command a legion of fierce minions. A sad spoiled little boy who
who may have a liberal arts degree, but no friends. Here is a
little advice: Stop felching strangers you meet in public restrooms
and try some pussy for once! It might just work wonders for your
confidence and self respect.
PS Unlike you, I had to look up the definition of felching!
Leonard, you reveal more of your fallen soul with each post. You deny climate change (it's a proven fact). You are homophobic. You don't like (or is that hate?) Muslims. I can easily add a range of items to your list of faults. But the floor is yours. I leave it to you......
ReplyDeleteI wear those as a badge of honor you rod-smoking faggot! I was
ReplyDeletean actual science geek in school you moron, so I am smart enough
to understand a trace element at < 4/10000 of the total volume
of the atmosphere cannot possibly be driving ANY degree of
warming on a global level. You are also proving your abject
fucking stupidity with each post.
I was a product of the Three R's (Readin' Wriitin' and Rithmatic).
You, on the other hand were obviously steeped in Racism, Recycling
and Rubbers. No wonder you could not get laid in a woman's prison
with a handful of pardons.
BTW, since you are a product of a modern education I should point out
that < means less than, and 4/10000 is another way of saying 4 parts
in 10,000. But even then, I do not expect you to understand.
Leonard, go back and sit on your disabled toilet. It's where you believe, you utter cretin.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to the truly intellectually handicapped to be too
ReplyDeletestupid to even realize they are in over their heads. When one
side is playing multi-level Star Trek chess and the other is
playing sandlot marbles, the outcome is predictable. This
is like watching our idiot president engaging in a battle
of wits against Putin.
And just what does it take to insult a simple minded mommas boy?
I was sort of hoping you might become obsessed with me so that
I could give you my address and set up an appointment to
to get your ass stomped into garden mulch. You pathetic
little twit, you have already proven yourself to be a total
loser, about as threatening as a Toy Yorkie.
Maybe I can pay you and your mommy a visit. As long as I can
put bag over her head, I might get her to give you a demonstration
of what sex between a man and woman looks like! But then again, I
doubt anything would get your unemployed slacker ass out of her
basement. The trouble here is that you could teach your mother
a thing or two about sunken dicks.
Lennie, you display all the typical symptoms of an arrogant, over confident twat. I have no desire to ever encounter you in the real world. I would probably throw up, having to smell your cock breath.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to think that you can goad me with a threat to rape my mother. I leave others to judge your pathetic comment.
You are the fool in all this, but you will never understand, you vapid cunt.
There you have it. A scared pathetic sexually repressed loner who
ReplyDeleteONLY threatens old men he perceives to be defenseless. Too chicken
Shit to take on 59 year old man with 40+ years in heavy industrial
trades. What, afraid of getting your ass kicked?
I had you pegged from your first post Bukake Boy! You come
to this Blog and threaten a friend, but run seriously short
of testicular fortitude when challenged. And for the record
you pathetic little man, I did not threaten to rape your
mother. I merely offered to satisfy her and demonstrate
to her gay son what heterosexual sex looked like.
Yet another example of why liberals should never be allowed
to procreate!
You have no one but yourself to blame dipshit, you blew it when
you used a term ONLY a homosexual would use. Only a moron would
reveal himself in that manner. In other words, you were too
stupid to realize I could look up the meaning of the word.
Next time, do not use terms that will betray your lifestyle!
Once again you demonstrate your abject idiocy. I've nothing left to say to you. I leave you for now to wallow in your conspiracy theories. I have to deal with Flaxen in the next while.
ReplyDeleteGood, then make good on your promise to get the FUCK OUT OF HERE
ReplyDeleteyou pathetic troll! You are not going to do shit to Flaxen
you cowardly weasel, and what's more, you know it.
PS Just how limited is your vocabulary? It all seems to
revolve around a few dozen key words that I learned back in
grade school. It is no wonder you are living in your
mothers basement and cannot get laid!