Y'all, this shit happens to me all the time. And, I can't count the times a VW bus full of cheerleaders have pulled me over so they could have their way with my body. Life's a sure enough bitch when you are a chick magnet.
Bitsy's Mom, Mitzi, known in the 1940s as the Ma Barker of the roller derby circuit, was a wart covered hag with jagged teeth, a perennial green drip from the sinuses and a case of crab lice which was only kept at bat by the scabrous oozings of her herpes lesions. As Mitzi approached, she cackled "Ooh - I see you were never circumcised. I can fix that for you honey, heh heh heh..."
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I'd have to see what Bitsy's mom looks like before declaring him lucky.
Maybe that is the mom, Eric. :-)
Maybe this is why I get a Blogger warning page when I try to access your site, SG. This material could be unsuitable for me.
Y'all, this shit happens to me all the time. And, I can't count the times a VW bus full of cheerleaders have pulled me over so they could have their way with my body. Life's a sure enough bitch when you are a chick magnet.
Bitsy's Mom, Mitzi, known in the 1940s as the Ma Barker of the roller derby circuit, was a wart covered hag with jagged teeth, a perennial green drip from the sinuses and a case of crab lice which was only kept at bat by the scabrous oozings of her herpes lesions. As Mitzi approached, she cackled "Ooh - I see you were never circumcised. I can fix that for you honey, heh heh heh..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2WIFGQttE
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