OZ LaborTards Oust Julia "No Carbon Tax" For Rudd Retread

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
We'll just replace her with the guy that fucked up so badly before that we replaced him with her. Voters won't remember. He can beat Tony Abbott. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

One Sentence-Carbon Kleptocrat FAIL Twofer

I love a joke with two punchlines. Actually there's a third, but it's at the very end of the linked article. But let's just enjoy this opening sentence, shall we?

"A 98 percent drop in the value of official UN-backed carbon credits is pushing sellers of emission offsets into the voluntary market, where prices are as much as 30 times higher."

Bwuhahahahahaha. Only a government would continue trying to sell something that's lost 98 percent of its (entirely artificial) value. But enough about California.
Let's look at the second highlighted part; that means there are rich imbeciles out there--some running companies you may be invested in--who are willing to buy these worthless pieces of paper for as much as $8 per tonne, rather than 43-euro cents.
The voluntary carbon market--where Eco-tards throw money away to make themselves feel morally superior.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh yeah, the third punchline? Look at the companies listed as clients of The CarbonNeutral Company...the obvious one is Tata Steel. Is there anyone connected with that company who has anything to do with pushing UN carbon credits...? Why, yes. Yes there is.

H/T Tom Nelson

And The Fukushima Fuk U Award Goes To Sheldon Whitehouse

Some of you may recall, at the SiteThatShallNotBeNamed when I got a shitload of international traffic after lambasting the Grist writer who blamed the Fukushima nuclear disaster on Global Warming--via earthquake, of course because it's settled science--before people even knew if they'd lost family members.
So, when I heard about Oklahoma, I thought I'd wait a while to see which eco-tard scum would do it this time. I thought maybe McKibben...or Rohm. No.
They can't put a patch on the ass of Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-ickwad RI.) who stood on the bodies of dead children within FIVE MINUTES of hearing that a tornado had destroyed their school, town and everything else in the 20-mile long scar it etched across the Oklahoma landscape just so he could Blame Republicans for causing the Thermageddon that caused the F4 tornado.

When cyclones tear up Oklahoma and hurricanes swamp Alabama and wildfires scorch Texas, you come to us, the rest of the country, for billions of dollars to recover. And the damage that your polluters and DENIERS are doing doesn't just hitt Oklahoma and Alabama and Texas. (Emphasis mine.)
 
Fuk U, senator. Mothers and fathers were still searching for children, spouses, pets where their houses, schools and towns were, and you, you lower-than-whaleshit motherfucker, you go to the well of the senate chamber and rail to no one--because everyone else was at least trying to find out how bad it was--blaming Global Warming on Republicans.
Fuk U.
Didn't you hear that the Supreme Court rejected trying to blame oil companies for Hurricane Katrina AGAIN, or that there's been no Global Warming for 16 YEARS. Haven't you noticed your familiars in the MFM slowly deserting the Thermageddon ship, some actually printing that climate sensitivity appears much lower than Hansen or the IPCC claimed.
Fuk U.
I know you wouldn't bother to actually look at the storm history for Oklahoma, southern Missouri or Northern Texas, but perhaps you've heard the term Tornado Alley. No?
Fuk U.
You are a fucking ghoul.

Cause Of The AWG Pause Discovered: Fat People

That's right. According to Canadian scientists, if you're going to the gym--you're killing the planet! Dieting? You don't care about TehChildren!! Exercising? You're a Nazi Denailist!!! Fat People are the cure for Thermageddon.

"Obese people--those with a body mass index greater than 30--seem to use less energy in order to stay warm in cooler temperatures than their thinner counterparts, the study found".

Using less energy means, of course, equals emitting less CO2. Awesome!
Naturally, with gravity having increased its relentless pull on my over-50 physique, I'm all for supporting this research: Couch Potatoes For The Planet! 
We need to make some T-shirts...okay, yeah, sweatshirts would probably make more sense.
But think of the marketing tie-ins. We could really magnify the Eco-Tard cognitive dissonance factor: Bacon Burgers For Babies, Eat Scrapple To Save The Big Apple--Bloomberg would shit himself over that one--this one too: Big Gulps For Gaia. 
And then, of course, there's the whole protected-status jujitsu angle: Eco-Tards discriminate against the the Calorically Dependent! Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ken Trenberth to announce he's discovered the "Missing Heat" in subcutaneous deposits in 3...2...1. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm thinking there's some major fun to be had here. Have at it guys.

H/T Tom Nelson

Agw Assclown Of The Week: Michael Tobis

Yes, Mike 3.0 is back with more mind melting stupid. Responding to a dimwitted Republican legislator who conceded that even if man is responsible for 50 percent of the warming (measured since the little ice age, maybe?), it doesn't matter.
Mike's comeback...

"Most likely more than 100% of the warming is due to human activity."

Maybe he was going for the beer-guzzling stereotype 120-percent sports fans...who--as is understood by people who understand these things--are avid readers of Thermageddon hype.
Then again, maybe he's gone a little further around the bend. Didn't think it was possible, but more than 100% of the evidence says it is.

Sierra Club Wants Illiterate Melon Pickers To Insure That The AGW Fraud Gravy Train Rolls On

Yesterday, I got an email at the office with a link to a message from the Sierra Club. Surprise--it supports the "rights" of illegal immigrants over those of us born here and those who came here legally--because they will vote for more totalitarian Eco-fascist control of everything, which suits the elitist Sierra Club board just fine.

"Our own polls indicate that 90 percent of Latino voters favor clean energy over fossil fuels"

I'd love to see that poll. 

"If we are serious about solving the climate crisis and protecting our democracy, then we need to work with the hardworking men and women who want to play by then rules and play a part in building a healthy, safe and prosperous future for our country."

Pardon my ability to read, Michael, but they have already shown by their actions they do not "want to play by the rules."

In case it's unclear from the image above, Fuck you!!!!!!!!