Michael Mann Is About To Be Sacrificed For Gaia

Look at the interesting conglomeration of folks who've joined the realist Energy & Environment Legal Institute in petitioning the VA court for Mann's Climategate emails under FOIA...

17 news organizations, including National Public Radio, Dow Jones and The Washington Post, submitted an amicus brief in November supporting the group's rights to Mann's emails.

In the words of the Alsatian assassin Jobert answering the question "why" in Three Days of the Condor, "I expect he was about to become an embarrassment."

The Ultimate Awesome In #ObamaCareFail

So, His wholly Reluctance God/King Obama, the "master of social media," decided to use his media-fawning NCAA bracket selection promo to sell the electoral poison of the ACA. Viewers were told to vote on animated gifs on the "Sweet 16 Reasons to Get Covered" bracket page, which would then allow them to #get covered.
You can guess what happened, right...?

404Care for the win, America! The empty podium was a nice choice, don't you think?
As for brackets, I've been playing the same one for five years...

My Wildcard this year is: Obama In Muslim Midget Anal Pr@n With Badgers. Hey, gotta win one sooner or later.

H/T Fire Andrea Mitchell

Icebound AGW Ecotard Mockfest

These are the two best I've seen, courtesy of WUWT and Tim Blair, respectively.

Even More Awesome Thermageddon FAIL: Icebreaker Sent To Rescue Icebound Ecotards Gets Stuck Too

It doesn't get any better than this.  Bwuhahahahahahahahahhhaha.

Elevated from the comments for #Awesome:
"Apparently there's a French icebreaker coming to rescue the Chinese icebreaker that was going to rescue the Russian icebreaker. I wonder how many icebreakers fit into the sea between the south pole and New Zealand?" -- critter.

Antarctic Melt So Bad, Ecotards Get Trapped In The Ice... In Summer!

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!

"Night And Day" Difference...

Image from American Power.

 "so, we’ve destroyed 100% of the health insurance market to extend insurance to that uncovered 15%, who could have easily just been included in Medicaid…which is where they are now."

Wisdom form Sondrakistan.

AGW Asclown Quote Of The Month

Yes, comedy gold is still being mined from the Epic Fail of this year's UN Kleptocrat Carbon Trade Show in Poland. And from Philippine Eco-tard Naderev Saño comes:

"It was not only disappointing, but miserably disappointing...It was a dismal failure."

EUnuchstan Goes Full Retard: Pledges 20% Of Income To Appease The Thermageddon Gods

ICYMI over at Jo Nova's, the EU has decided it will burn 180 Billion euro- a-year on the altar of Gaia because the Guardian said if they don't, then...

The funny part is the EU isn't even bringing in anywhere near the extortion it planned from member states. It's probably not as funny as the Guardian piece either, which was hastily cobbled together in reaction to the hilarious fail of the IPCC Climate Kleptocrat Carbon Trade Show that saw host country Poland fire its own eco-minister during the conference and more than 100 other nations storm out when they learned they were not getting their Global Warming Reparations.
And as hilarious as that is, it might have to take a back seat to the Eco-Tard of the week, Richard Smith, who publicly takes off the mask and declares a Marxist revolution is the only thing that can #SaveThePlanet.

Marxists have never had a better argument against capitalism than this inescapable and apocalyptic “contradiction.” Solutions to the ecological crisis are blindingly obvious but we can’t take the necessary steps to prevent ecological collapse because, so long as we live under capitalism, economic growth has to take priority over ecological concerns.

That's right, the economic system that increased life expectancy four-fold will kill us all because there's just too much freedom going on here. Polio anyone?
Still, as entertaining as that is, I'm going with the Poles--that's just too funny.

Elevated From The Comments For Awesome:
Jay said...

Funny, every Marxist country I had the (mis)fortune to travel through back in the 80's to early 90's was an environmental shithole. Staring at the noontime sun in a cloudless sky through a thick fog of coal smoke that every building was burning for heat in Beijing, green wiggly things coming out of the water tap in Shanghi, fields where nothing could be grown due to heavy metal sludge in Poland, and let’s not forget the Marxist environmental masterpiece of Chernobyl. Yes, we need the Marxists to step in and destroy the environment to save the environment. Much like they step in and destroy people to save people.

And thanks for all the snooch.

Headline Awesome: "Get Rid Of The Green Crap"

Of course it's political expediency, but still, from the Greenest Government Ever to this...?

Too bad our Omniscient Overlords evince even more hubris, and thus less expediency. 

Awesome Of The Week: GreenPiss "Pirate" Pussies Whine About Being Cold In Ruskie Jail

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. "It's too cold!" Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. "There's no vegan food." Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Local News Hilarity

Apparently random epileptics--who either did not know or didn't care that they have this condition--decided it was a good idea to stroll into a public Art Installation called "Zee" here the other day that featured heavy fog and intense strobe effects. Better yet, they had to sign waivers to get in.
So imagine everyone's shock when the thing was shut down because, surprise: people had seizures. I know I'm surprised. Then again, it's cheaper than mescaline.

Feel Good Story Of The Year: Russians Charge Greenpiss Thermageddon Ecotards With Piracy.

"Russia filed piracy charges Tuesday against Greenpeace activists who tried to climb onto an offshore drilling platform in the Arctic owned by the state-controlled gas company Gazprom.
The activists are on a Greenpeace ship, the Arctic Sunrise, which was seized last week by the Russian Coast Guard and towed Tuesday into port near Murmansk."
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. They could get 15 years, each!
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And The Thermageddon Assclown QOTW Winner Is...

Katherine Hayhoe, of Texas Tinfoil Tiara fame, for telling The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists:

"As scientists, we're trained to just stick to the facts. With Climate Change, we can't do that anymore." 


Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You can read more about the travesty of Thermageddon Mongers having to make shit up because the evidence doesn't support their pseudoscientific gravy train here.

Headline Awesome

From the Ulster Gazette...

H/T Tim Blair