Monday, September 30, 2013

The Most Alarming Alarmist Alarmism For 2013

A few years back, our friend The Daily Bayonet ran a post featuring the Most Alarming Alarmisms Uttered By Alarmists during the previous year. Though he departed the hyperverse over a year ago, leaving us without his Weekly Global Warming Hoax Roundup--not to mention his Global Warming Hotties--his awesome should not be forgotten. So, given last week's release of the IPCC Summary For Policy Makers, it seems an appropriately timely time to revive his contest. The nominees are:

The Scotsman--Which printed this headline in July:
"A GLOBAL Warming Armageddon in which the oceans boil dry could theoretically happen on Earth, researchers claim"

Political Ghoul--Sheldon Whitehouse, D(ickwad)-RI, who waited a whole 5 MINUTES after an F4 Tornado leveled parts of Oklahoma City to blame Republicans for Global Warming:
"When cyclones tear up Oklahoma and hurricanes swap Alabama and wildfires scorch Texas, you come to us, the rest of the country, for billions of dollars to recover. And the damage that your polluters and deniers are doing doesn't just hit Oklahoma, Alabama and Texas."
  
Thermageddon Evangelist--Katherine Hayhoe, who in May, actually told the truth:
"As scientists, we're trained to just stick to the facts. With Climate Change, we can't do that anymore."

Former UK Thermageddon Hack--John Ashton, who told the MET Office in April that even if green house gasses had NO EFFECT on the atmosphere, they could still cause Thermageddon:
"The consequences of (CO2-driven) Climate Change could still be catastrophic even if climate sensitivity were zero." 

Vasectomy Guy--Eric Holthaus, late of the WSJ's weather page, who said he "broke down in tears" after reading the latest IPCC propaganda...and he'll probably get a vasectomy to prevent hurricanes.

Crying? There's no crying in science! Oh, wait. Yes there is, because what Most Alarming Alarmism fest would be complete without...

"Weepy" Bill Mckibben--Who though he's said a lot of idiotic things over the years, beclowned himself well enough in July to make WUWT's quote of the week with this:
"I, as you can tell, am the furthest thing from an activist leader. I'm a writer."
Granted, some of these are more alarming to the alarmists, and I didn't include reliable retards like AlGore because he says the same thing all the time. If you have an Alarmism I've neglected, stick it in the comments along with your vote for the best. Hey, I went off the board to win with Henry Waxman one year.
Oh wait. Did I say "Weepy Bill?" Why, yes. Yes I did...

Gotta Have a Global Warming Hottie, right?
Yeah, you can embiggenify that.

8 comments:

Chris said...

Oceans boil dry? Whatever shall we do? Oh, yeah...

"Hot whale!, get your hot whale here!"

"Dolphin! fresh cooked, and ready to go!"

Lord Galleywood said...

Bwaahhahahaaahaaa.

Eric Praline said...

Much like Algore, Weepy Bill should be given a lifetime achievement award and retired from competition. Teh Stoopid is too strong with him to make for a fair fight. As far as this one goes, gotta give it up for the "oceans boiling dry" tards, anybody who uses a plot device from a Resident Evil movie in an alarming alarmist alarmism get my vote (mainly cuz Milla Jovovich is smokin' hot.)

Critter said...

think of all the new real estate!

Anonymous said...

What can you say about people that are so easily influenced by junk science? They read it, and therefore think it must be true?

There is a strange mental process called thinking (credit to My Man Godfrey) which seems to be lacking in these true believers.

Rickvid in the Yakima Valley said...

Bring on Tank Girl!

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