Freezing in the dark
Well she came down to earth and she lit in a treeI said Ms. Purple People Eater, Pleeeese eat meI heard her say in a voice so gruffI wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough-apologies to Sheb Wooley-DV
Corset #4, in the blindfold. But then, I don't think I'd kick any of these out of the hot tub for drinking lite beer.
I second Critter's critique. (But call "Firstees" on the bevy of buxom beauties.)
Seriously? WTF is up with posting a gottdam comment from a Murthafucking tablet and it ghost-pasting the comment in the fucking ID line? *Ambles off mumbling curses agains Obongo and his minions, damning them to the deepest, darkest depths of Helen Thomas' rotting vaginal cavern.*
BC--You are Justinian, Solomon and Hammurabi all rolled into one...perhaps with a touch of Kahless The Unforgettable.A superior sentence.
BC's also reminiscent of the great Marcus Aurelius, who I believe wrote the treatise De Snoochibus.
Scipio Africanus was a better general but a poor philosopher.
Eric, my Latin is a bit rusty. So I always use lots of oil when consulting De Snoochibus.
Thanks guys. I've always been a big fan of the Olde Skoole warrior-philospher, Masterbatius Maxximus. His motto: "You can have my phallus when you pry it from my cold, dead hand."
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Well she came down to earth and she lit in a tree
I said Ms. Purple People Eater, Pleeeese eat me
I heard her say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough
-apologies to Sheb Wooley
-DV
Corset #4, in the blindfold. But then, I don't think I'd kick any of these out of the hot tub for drinking lite beer.
I second Critter's critique. (But call "Firstees" on the bevy of buxom beauties.)
Seriously? WTF is up with posting a gottdam comment from a Murthafucking tablet and it ghost-pasting the comment in the fucking ID line?
*Ambles off mumbling curses agains Obongo and his minions, damning them to the deepest, darkest depths of Helen Thomas' rotting vaginal cavern.*
BC--You are Justinian, Solomon and Hammurabi all rolled into one...perhaps with a touch of Kahless The Unforgettable.
A superior sentence.
BC's also reminiscent of the great Marcus Aurelius, who I believe wrote the treatise De Snoochibus.
Scipio Africanus was a better general but a poor philosopher.
Eric, my Latin is a bit rusty.
So I always use lots of oil when consulting De Snoochibus.
Thanks guys. I've always been a big fan of the Olde Skoole warrior-philospher, Masterbatius Maxximus.
His motto: "You can have my phallus when you pry it from my cold, dead hand."
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