Friday, November 8, 2013

Okay, One Last Thing For You Die-Hard Lynda Carter Fans

Yes, she had the tits, and looked very good in the costume--when she was 24! She's still not bad at 62, but I digress. Oh, and in case you forgot, in the pilot for that series, Cathy Lee Crosby was Wonder Woman, but I digress again.
Jamie Alexander isn't going to do it, despite her hardwood flooring, because she's already part of the Marvel universe. Forget Adrianne Palicki from the 2011 TV movie too. If they actually do sneak her into the Batman vs Superman movie, it will be someone else entirely--and no, not Megan Fox, not Gabby Ramirez.

If I had my drothers, I can think of someone who's young enough, tall enough and...buxom...enough to fit into the All-American Corset. Now, she's only been in three movies, but hey--Ben Affleck is playing Batman, okay? Anyway, I'm thinking...
You can embiggenify that, but I digress again.
So she's a blonde--that's an easy fix. Anyway, The studio is "in talks" with three actresses now. Only one of whom meets the Soylent Standard of Snoochability...
You can embiggenify that too, but I digress...
Olga, Spassfabrik in her own right, also has the munchable--though not monster--mammaries and she is tall enough--But, she's 35.
Sadly, I think we have to go younger. Who would you pick? Send a pic with your rationale. And be honest, lest we resort to the Lasso of Truth...
Then again, maybe that's not a bad thing. ;-)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can think of a couple of reasons that Lynda out ah, performed Cathy Crosby to become Wonder Woman. Yeah, two. Ah, sorry, what were we talking about?

Anyway, youtube her in swimsuit. Interesting early clips.

Critter said...

Excellent rope work. :) what were we talking about?

Eric Praline said...

You may be dubious, since she's primarily known for doing comedies, but Anna Faris could pull it off:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FB5dFi4t4HA/TxglbXPmTTI/AAAAAAAADCk/0LxkZSbfdKU/s1600/Anna-Faris-Pictures-2011.jpg
http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/a/anna-faris-house-bunny-814-10.JPG
Or maybe Hermione could try her hand at an American accent:
http://www.tsbmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/emma_watson_see-through-panties.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-34XTIDqcvEg/UXUpk5EC--I/AAAAAAAACC8/ONebs8ylkQY/s1600/2+%281%29+Emma+Watson.jpg

Soylent Sage said...

Too bad LiLo went stark raving, carpet-munching, dope-addled bonkers. She'd be perfect. Great tits.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8ub4M1wFf-c/Ti6eX3SCn8I/AAAAAAAABes/OCKb42D342U/s1600/LindsayLohanNudeBigBoobsNakedSpreadLegsRaunchyShowTrimmedPussy.jpg

Anonymous said...

Hey, WTF's wrong with 35?!!
Wonder Woman is a character with a little life experience, Ok?
http://i2.listal.com/image/2764633/600full-nidia-guenard.jpg
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100220165325/prowrestling/images/9/9b/Marianna.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_3548XEf_rI/TpMI7y17rOI/AAAAAAAAAPU/RVgZCqOPHeA/s1600/Hot+Wwe+Wrestling+Women+Pic.PNG


What I'm trying to say is, they're not going to find Wonder Woman in a Hollywood latte bar...
http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Roller-Derby-Airbrushing.jpg

-DV

Anonymous said...

Really, who cares! Let them pick their amazon woman and see. The test will be at the box office. If they haven't learned yet then they deserve the fail.

Me.

Anonymous said...

I'm with me. This is another Tom Cruise-as-Jack Reacher fuck up in the making.

I'd be happy with the T-GIF Bodice Ripper!
-DV

Soylent Sage said...

DV--you have a point...

http://intheneutralzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gina-Carano-Hot-Wallpapers.jpg

Eric Praline said...

Oh c'mon DV, Tom Cruise was born to play Jack Reacharound.

GOODSTUFF said...

Wonder Woman Kickin’Butt & Takin’ Names

The Iranian government has once again penetrated US soil and has sent their top spy to infiltrate America’s most lucrative business, the Porn Industry. Through the help of a sultry US informant, the Iranian spy has gained access to California’s biggest porn production sets in order to steal their secrets and bring them back home. There is only one person that can stop the Iranian insurgence. There is only one person who can make a man crumble to his knees and beg for mercy, Wonder Woman! Will the Iranian spy succeed in her mission to rip off America’s beloved porn or will he succumb to the wealth and riches of the most sought after pussy on the planet. Will Wonder Woman save the day or are her powers futile against the terrorist attacks of the Iranian infidels.

Bonding with Wonder Woman
http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2012/10/bonding-with-wonder-woman_10.html

Soylent Sage said...

GOODSTUFF--The casting couch for that episode would be epic.

Anonymous said...

SG; "DV--you have a point."
They found Gina in a latte bar?!! ;)
-DV

On the subject of the T-Gif buxom babe...
Is she peeling (No, Fool, her SKIN!) or what is that stuff all over her?

Anonymous said...

Shower anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D31ikeoeQgs
-DV

Flaxen Saxon said...

A hot brunette with big tits. Can't be hard to find. Me, I would like to nominate Katie Perry. I know she's not classically beautiful, but for some reason she pushes my buttons. Sadly, these days, I watch all her vids with the sound turned down.