Friday, January 31, 2014

I'd Rather Have An ES-335 Or A Firebird, But...

I might have to get one of these.


Made from the wood the US Customs Department seized in a raid--and then returned, and finished in suitably drab "Government Tan."
Genius.
H/T to Ace's sidebar.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ya!
Those Feds tried to use The Lacey Act to bar me from entering The Great Satan. I countered with the fact that I am Legal wildlife in my home country, Myanmar, and although fucking endangered as all fuck there 'cause of my political beliefs, I am a dime a dozen cunt in the US of A - Especially amongst Massholes.

GOODSTUFF said...

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."—Freewheelin' Franklin.

Soylent Sage said...

That's a classic, GOODSTUFF. Hadn't heard it in years.

djglmt said...

me neither, Thanks for the reminder!

Anonymous said...

Axellent!

Me

orbitup said...

I hope they sell them all in a month.

skybill said...

Hey "GOODSTUFF!!"
'How bout' Franks' buddies Fat Freddy and Phineas?? they deserve a note or two!! Where are they now?? 'Still have "Original" copies of "Zaps" and "Feds and Heads" in my archives!! Those were the daze!!
BSBD,
III%,
skybill-out

Anonymous said...

Okay.
I had to ask The Tutor about this crap; The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

You cunts are fuckin' old.

The Tutor is ancient, and he showed me one of the comics. I figger ya gotta be wasted to appreciate the humour.
Lost on me, I'm afraid, but then you all knew it would be, right?

"What a drag it is getting old."

"Hope I die before I get old."

Your Generation's Little Helper.

Anonymous said...

A tone(ment) moment ...so to speak.
-DV

Chas C said...

That is one fucking-ace instrument!