Okay, that's obviously a non-Newtonian fluid. The viscosity of which is dependent on the shear rate or shear stress applied to it - shear-dependant viscosity in other words!
And what does this mean? Well, my randy friends, it means as you begin coition with this female, it's smooth sailing at first. As you warm to your work and pick-up the pace, the viscosity increases and before you know it, you're locked-in as if in concrete.
They'll be needing a bucket of cold water to disentangle you. Always make sure your lube is listed as a Newtonian Fluid, you're life may depend on it!
As you know cuddly one, the viscosity of semen changes after 20 minutes. It goes from relatively viscous to 'runny.' No point in asking Newton on this one as he was a virgin.
".......As you know cuddly one, the viscosity of semen changes after 20 minutes........"
How the fuck would I know that?
And Newton was a right wanker, so I reckon he was well aware of this. I mean, F=ma? For fuck's sake, for real! It breaks-the-fuck-down in relativistic frames of reference, now don't it? Sheesh!
There are no engineers here. If there were, they'd've immediately called me an ignorant cunt 'cause my treatise on non-Newtonian fluids is fucking wrong as red hair on a female or male. Viscosity of a non-Newtonian fluid decreases when a shear force is applied - that's why ink pens work. I implied the opposite. Innit?
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Okay, that's obviously a non-Newtonian fluid. The viscosity of which is dependent on the shear rate or shear stress applied to it - shear-dependant viscosity in other words!
And what does this mean? Well, my randy friends, it means as you begin coition with this female, it's smooth sailing at first. As you warm to your work and pick-up the pace, the viscosity increases and before you know it, you're locked-in as if in concrete.
They'll be needing a bucket of cold water to disentangle you. Always make sure your lube is listed as a Newtonian Fluid, you're life may depend on it!
As you know cuddly one, the viscosity of semen changes after 20 minutes. It goes from relatively viscous to 'runny.' No point in asking Newton on this one as he was a virgin.
Must be a bunch of friggin engineers. Only time I see snooch and Newtonian fluids in the same thought.
Flaxen Saxon ejaculated,
".......As you know cuddly one, the viscosity of semen changes after 20 minutes........"
How the fuck would I know that?
And Newton was a right wanker, so I reckon he was well aware of this. I mean, F=ma? For fuck's sake, for real! It breaks-the-fuck-down in relativistic frames of reference, now don't it? Sheesh!
Serves her right for getting naked in the horse barn...
-DV
Dear Anonymous @ February 28, 2014 at 3:55 PM.
There are no engineers here. If there were, they'd've immediately called me an ignorant cunt 'cause my treatise on non-Newtonian fluids is fucking wrong as red hair on a female or male. Viscosity of a non-Newtonian fluid decreases when a shear force is applied - that's why ink pens work. I implied the opposite. Innit?
LOVE IT. Thank you SS (wow that's kinda ironic) for this glorious flick.
Well, gentlemen, I'm done. The rest of you can have sloppy seconds.
Cum on you guys. It's just Elmer's goo
Which cums from Elmer's pud... That's why he was always trying to "kill the wabbit".
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