Thursday, March 27, 2014

True Crime Headline Of The Day

Stolen (naturally) from Sanyo.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pew Pew?

Anonymous said...

I guess she wasn't just happy to see you.

The Jannie said...

Going b
y her expression it must have been a 44 magnum.

leonardrjones said...

What is it with these women? Of
course she has a gun in her Snooch,
what man would want to put his
wiener in that nasty hag?

Anonymous said...

Hence the expression 'shotgun wedding'
-DV

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

If she'd used the weapon, would her victim be considered "twat-shot"?

Critter said...

Ok, so *is* pulling a large caliber handgun our of one's snooch evidence of space aliens or not? I might need to know, for future reference.

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

I'd like to believe so, Critter.

To think a human would hide a large-caliber handgun in a body cavity is just plain wrong.

leonardrjones said...

This reminds me of the skanks who attack their spouse or
boyfriend
when they refuse to have sex with them. We hold these truths
to be
self evident, you are one ugly mother fucker!

Guys with good looking chicks would never refuse sex. Florida
seems to have a lot of ugly women attacking their husbands
and boyfriends.

I am still pissed off at the fact that none of my hot looking
teachers ever laid a little lovin' on me when I was 13.

Critter said...

So, if it's just a NAA mini revolver or a Davis Derringer in the snooch then she's human? M'kay.

Flaxen Saxon said...

This stuff is too good not to steal...

B.C. said...

I once met a girl who could hide a 50-call sniper rifle in her snooch. When she'd have a pussy fart, NOAA would post gale warnings.

B.C. said...

*50-CAL, not "call". Fookin' non-editable comments....