Thursday, September 19, 2013

Evening Awesome: Alexis

You might want to embiggenify that...just sayin'.

Okay, Riddle Me This CodeMonkey Crusader...

Look at the pageview numbers. Curiouser....


Now, the overview for the same 24-hour period. And curiouser...

So, did I have more than 3,000 pageviews since yesterday afternoon--because that list of countries continues for a bit--or did I have a mere 2,061?

You know what this means, don't you...? Major Kong? Major Kong?


Falconsword Fursday: Sushi

Yeah, I'm off my rocker too.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

This Blogger Platform Sucks # 7,239

Okay, where was I? Oh yeah...


Yes, Drew, I knew the AYFKM and Fuck The Feds reaction selections were cut off under the posts. I've moved them around and it makes no difference. I guess the ability to size that box is a premium feature--like sizing YouLube videos. Fuck That!
Now, what I was originally going to rant about: photo storage. The AssclownBloggerCodeMonkeys have "improved" the system.
When I first moved over here, I was chagrined to see I couldn't label or date photos, and neither did the system. But at least they were in there from oldest to newest and if I hovered over them, I could read the file name. So, if I did put a particular snoochette's name on a pic, it wasn't left entirely to my sieve-like memory.
But now, thanks to the sage tinkering of the AssclownBloggerCodeMonkeys, neither of those things is true. The Complaint Department babe with the mini-gun I added last week? Her pic at the top of the pile with stuff from 3-4 months ago. Fortunately, this seems to only occur with single uploads. Bevies of several babes uploaded at the same time seem to stay together and on the bottom (newer) tier--so far. But that really doesn't help when I Can't Read The File Names Anymore!



Now, when I hover over a pic--labeled or not--the file name never materializes. I just get a check mark..in a circle..apparently to let me know I'm special, because I am dexterous enough to strategically move a mouse scant centimeters from one file to another. Oh yeah, the hovering never worked in the editor or preview modes either--still doesn't. Genius.


So, if you scan the labels of a babe pic and don't see a name, it means I had to wait until it was posted to see who she was. Of course, if it's an unembiggenifiable Tumblr Tasty, you're usually SOL anyway.
And now, Agent Coulson with a poem for the AssclownBloggerCodeMonkeys...

Humpday Hawtness Flowers & Fur: Sung Hi Lee

Hope she's looking for Me Hung Long.
(Click to embiggenify.)