Monday, January 27, 2014

Monday Motivationator: Spassfabrik Triptych

A few weeks back after I posted a shot of Angela here, one of you minions drooled for more. Never let it be said that I am not a benevolent master...



Now go! Fight ! Win! And embiggeify. embiggenify, embiggenify!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

!...only ONE of us? WTF?!
-DV

Anonymous said...

Yawny, yawny, cunt, cunt!

And why the fuck did you get a Google Content Warning page? Pictures of Caucasoid harridans who smell bad and are not at all 'fresh down there' because they eat too much dairy?

Have you any idea what I had to do to earn mine?

Grieg is indeed gifted. So is Frédéric Chopin.
A Bomber jacket with a map of Burma in/on the lining? Exquisite sartorial choice. Although I am Burmese, my country of origin is called Myanmar now - please to get that right in the future. And Aung San Suu Kyi is a right cunt so don't ask me if I know her. And I don't like Mother Teresa much either.

Anonymous said...

My thanks, X3, SG.

BTW, is the blog auditioning individuals for the position of Unwelcome Malignant Narcissist?

Anonymous said...

Dearest Anonymous at January 27, 2014 at 1:15 PM.

Assuming you refer to your's truly, vis a vis your 'Unwelcome Malignant Narcissist' - and why wouldn't you be, 'cause, you know, it is all about me, right - fuck off!

Firstly, unwelcome? How would you determine thatk? Unwelcome by you, perhaps, but unwelcome by the Soylent Green cunt? Should we not allow him to decide the ultimate welcomeness of any given commenter?

Secondly, malignant? Do you possess the necessary academic standing one would require for such a diagnosis; if your use of TxtSpk - BTW - is any indication of your level of cognition, I think not.

Thirdly, narcissist? Fucking spot on there little man. Now start enabling me, ya cunt.

Lastly, Anonymous as an appellation? Fucking coward!

Critter said...

Is the term " Burmese Bitch of the Internet" more appropriate? I ask as I'm not much up on political correctness.

Anonymous said...

Dear of dear.
Dear oh dear oh dear.
It just goes to show the utter folly of teaching the pedestrian how to read and write.



Mr. Soylent Green?
Is this Critter character your Beta enforcer? If he is, I am very disappointed. You can do much better.

Dearest Mr. Critter,

The correct term is Fucking Burmese Cunt of the Internet. Please to get your puerile derogations close to accurate, it's only polite after all.

That's all ya got little white boy?
Bitch?
That is the entirety of your dysphemistic lexicon?

Next time try this on a female:

Fucking thrush-festooned and prolapsed cunt

I find it very efficacious when I wish to eviscerate Westernised Caucasoids - either male or female. Works a treat it does.

I do think it wise that you ignore me Mr. Critter, you've nowhere near the cognitive abilities necessary to hold your own against yours truly.
Forewarned is forearmed.



Anonymous said...

'Don't Feed The Troll' ;)
-DV

Anonymous said...

Dearest Anonymous at January 27, 2014 at 3:48 PM,

You're a poopy pants!

And it's trawl. And only a cunt would use a punctuation happy face. How old are you? 12?


Dearest Soylent Green,

I've warned them. I can't be held responsible if they should all fall on their own Ulfberht.

Critter said...

Good Heavens, what a keyboard warrior. Is all the hateful racism supposed to be humor or is it the result of years of heroin addiction?

Anonymous said...

Heroin.

And it's spelt HUMOUR, you ignorant Yankee cunt!
Or perhaps really ignorant Canadian cunt.
Or perhaps one really fucked Britishcritter.
I won't mention the antipodeans, 'cause we all know they're not real.

Soylent Sage said...

ALTC--Medieval doctors, barbers really, used to believe HUMOURS visited all manner of afflictions on people.
After reading your unsolicited rage against my loyal minions, I'm beginning to think they were on to something.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Hey Guys, let's be kind to 'Bintus Exoticus.' She's kinda cute, offensive and funny in an extremely offensive kinda way. Perhaps she would like to send in an artistic picy of herself.All done in the best possible of taste, of course.

Critter said...

Ooh! Artistry! I could get behind that.

Anonymous said...

"......After reading your unsolicited rage against my loyal minions, I'm beginning to think they were on to something....."

Unsolicited?
Please to re-read my intercourse with your toadying sycophants, this time with a higher level of reading comprehension. I defend. I do not instigate.


And Flaxen Saxon, you can fuck off! All 'picies' of me are autistic, not artistic. Sorry.

Critter said...

Higher discourse alert! Cuddles said "fuck" again!

Flaxen Saxon said...

ALTC: I think I love you. Especially as you are autistic (wink). In my experience the autistic are less likely to tell......well anyone. They being socially isolated and all.