So you've been lucky enough to avoid natural 'fire-pie'. Good for you. The Tutor tells me their translucent skin reveals a tad too much of their circulatory system. Blue vein on the teats as it were. Apparently, this is not a good thing. I wouldn't know.
I had a red haired girlfriend many years ago. Absolutely stunning to look at but a bit too complex for a poor boy from Tipton. Anyway, great while it lasted. ALTC: You are dead right about the blue veiny thingy.
".......ALTC: You are dead right about the blue veiny thingy......."
Well fuck me from behind with an English teacher's blood-stained and knuckle-breaking ruler, but your reading comprehension is totally fucking shite. I pixellated that The Tutor told me this sexist shite about veins that are considered unfortunate. If anyone is dead right, it's The Tutor, and you'll have to stand in the queue if you want him dead.
ALTC: I stand corrected O Cuddly one. I like a girl with a bit of sass. Will ya marry me? You could be the 4th Mrs Saxon. Don't worry about the other three, they are all pushing up the daisies in my verdant and abundant garden.
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A Ginger?
And so early in the morning?
Better dead than red!
Not just a ginger, but a corseted ginger. A special Soylent Friday twofer.
Gingers are an abomination unto god.
A fucking recessive mutation caused by flagrant disregard for the NATURAL prohibitions of incest.
http://aquarianslovetofuck.blogspot.ca/2013/12/all-gingers-must-die.html
http://scorpiosluvtofuck.blogspot.ca/search?updated-max=2008-01-25T00:19:00-05:00&max-results=25
WAIT!
That last link won't work as expected.
Try this one:
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All the gingers I dated were courtesy of Clairol...but they were still all bad luck.
So you've been lucky enough to avoid natural 'fire-pie'. Good for you.
The Tutor tells me their translucent skin reveals a tad too much of their circulatory system.
Blue vein on the teats as it were. Apparently, this is not a good thing. I wouldn't know.
I had a red haired girlfriend many years ago. Absolutely stunning to look at but a bit too complex for a poor boy from Tipton. Anyway, great while it lasted. ALTC: You are dead right about the blue veiny thingy.
I see corset #1 is making herself at home in my suite. I have the champagne cooling.
That utter cunt Flaxen Saxon drooled,
".......ALTC: You are dead right about the blue veiny thingy......."
Well fuck me from behind with an English teacher's blood-stained and knuckle-breaking ruler, but your reading comprehension is totally fucking shite. I pixellated that The Tutor told me this sexist shite about veins that are considered unfortunate. If anyone is dead right, it's The Tutor, and you'll have to stand in the queue if you want him dead.
ALTC: I stand corrected O Cuddly one. I like a girl with a bit of sass. Will ya marry me? You could be the 4th Mrs Saxon. Don't worry about the other three, they are all pushing up the daisies in my verdant and abundant garden.
Dearest Flaxen Saxon.
Maybe.
How's your Whole Life Insurance? Up-to-date is it?
Three in your verdant and abundant garden? So you'll have company and won't be lonely then?
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