Pftweeeet!!! Soylent Siberia has hit the 1,000,000 Minion Plateau in less than a year. Pftweeeet!!!
Thank you. Good work all.
Yes, it seem like only yesterday that I was banished from the Soylent Empire I had labored four years to build on the bones of dead Supers...
Ah, I miss the last bastion of the old empire...the full header, the color, the functionality, and access to the colonies like NSKMD above. All gone because someone didn't like what I had to say.
But no matter. Even with the stone knives and bear skins of this Blogger platform, here in the HyperHinterland I shall continue build my Soylent army. And soon my minions, soon, we shall reclaim our rightful glory! We shall drive our enemies before us! Rape! Pillage! Plunder! Burn!
And render them into tasty biscuits for the unsuspecting masses at a substantial profit. So we can have more of this...
and this...
And this...
and this...
and these...
What say you?!?
Then fly my minions, and multiply. And together we will rule this hyperverse!
Thank you. Good work all.
Yes, it seem like only yesterday that I was banished from the Soylent Empire I had labored four years to build on the bones of dead Supers...
Ah, I miss the last bastion of the old empire...the full header, the color, the functionality, and access to the colonies like NSKMD above. All gone because someone didn't like what I had to say.
But no matter. Even with the stone knives and bear skins of this Blogger platform, here in the HyperHinterland I shall continue build my Soylent army. And soon my minions, soon, we shall reclaim our rightful glory! We shall drive our enemies before us! Rape! Pillage! Plunder! Burn!
And render them into tasty biscuits for the unsuspecting masses at a substantial profit. So we can have more of this...
and this...
And this...
and this...
and these...
What say you?!?
Then fly my minions, and multiply. And together we will rule this hyperverse!
18 comments:
www.soylent.nu but I sure don't think it's made of people this time around. That's fine, it wasn't made of people in the book, either.
Hollywood sucks.
I ain't quittin' you!
You'd be lonely out there in the Soylent gulag if we all deserted and, after all, there's the BOOBIES!
needs more Brazilian arse. just saying.
Congrats!
Congrats on the new milestone Dude!
Funny you should say that, Critter. Carnival is only a few days away... :-)
I thought bare skin was a good thing. Oh wait...
Congratulations on one million minions. Soon there will be enough to march on East Anglia, crush the puny IPCC horde, and hear the lamentations of their Birkenstock clad womyn.
most cool Dude
Happy to be a Soylent minion
Well, she certainly gets my attention with such unseemly behaviour. O MY....
When it comes time to drive our enemies, just remember the first of the Maxims of Highly Successful Mercenaries:
Pillage then Burn.
It doesn't work to well the other way around.
Say, where's Cuddles? I had thought she/he/it would want to congratulate you, too.
Fuckin-A, bro! I know I've given you at least 365 of those hits, if not multiplied by 10. :-D
If you had a better platform and an email address that wasn't locked up tighter than a rabbi's foreskin collection, I'd be sending you all kinds of snooch linkage to pass out amongst the rest of the minions. ;-)
Hey, you guys be kind on Cuddles. She/he being the next Mrs Saxon an all. I'm fervently hoping she is a cute little Asian chick and not some 24 stone hairy Russian dude called Boris.
Heck, lots of us have been around since the original halcyon days when you were supra-rosa.
I think your original minions are from the same place as mine; expats from The Other Side of Kim's, and from Steamboat's A&A blogs. Ah good times, fun days long gone by.
Awww, you had me with the whiskey and the Minions.
Figuratively, I mean :)
Belated congratulations!
TY, Wombat.
Couldn't have done it without you.
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