Her lower rabbusis mutant! She also shows evidence of healed perineal tears - she's either calved before or taken part in a dog and pony show, one of the two, or both. And the anogenital distance is very man-like. Other than that, she seems nice.
Nota Bena. Next time y'all have occasion to speak with a Nurse - not a Doctor, Doctors don't do this sort of thing - ask her, or him, how good is their "Peri Care"? Lots of laughs!
ALTC: Yes, I can see that now. On entry a man would have to be careful to hit the right spot. Both the anus and pudenda are too close. Otherwise I recommend lots of lube.
Dearest Flaxen, you ignorant cunt, have you not seen the urogenital triangle of a live female anthropoid? Her anus and vagina are at a normal distance! And pudenda refers only to the external genitalia - and it's a fucking neuter noun! Therefore it applies to all sexes, though probably not yours!
Well fuck me from behind with this, 'cause it's obvious you never went there.
What constitutes normality? I’ve seen some very strange things down there. Shudder. And to be fair I’m not a very attentive or considerate lover and usually very drunk. ‘How was it for me?’ I’ve had to ask some of the fat birds I’ve been with to fart- at least this way I get a clue. If you are to become the next Mrs Saxon, best that you know this now, rather than later. Less of a shock, physically and psychologically.
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All of a sudden I'm in the mood to eat some clams.
Where is a gentleman supposed to go?Both entry points are extremely inviting.
How edible. :)
Her lower rabbusis mutant! She also shows evidence of healed perineal tears - she's either calved before or taken part in a dog and pony show, one of the two, or both. And the anogenital distance is very man-like.
Other than that, she seems nice.
Nota Bena.
Next time y'all have occasion to speak with a Nurse - not a Doctor, Doctors don't do this sort of thing - ask her, or him, how good is their "Peri Care"? Lots of laughs!
I'd let her eat me... but, I'd rather eat her! =P
"She's either calved before or taken art in a dog and pony show..."
An awesome bestial bevy. Well, played.
Thank you.
Don't forget to ask your friendly neighbourhood Nurse about Peri Care. You'll get part two of my bestial bevy.
ALTC: Yes, I can see that now. On entry a man would have to be careful to hit the right spot. Both the anus and pudenda are too close. Otherwise I recommend lots of lube.
She may have flung forth an offspring? And this is a bad thing, why? Bring on the lube!
Dearest Flaxen, you ignorant cunt, have you not seen the urogenital triangle of a live female anthropoid? Her anus and vagina are at a normal distance! And pudenda refers only to the external genitalia - and it's a fucking neuter noun! Therefore it applies to all sexes, though probably not yours!
Well fuck me from behind with this, 'cause it's obvious you never went there.
What constitutes normality? I’ve seen some very strange things down there. Shudder. And to be fair I’m not a very attentive or considerate lover and usually very drunk. ‘How was it for me?’ I’ve had to ask some of the fat birds I’ve been with to fart- at least this way I get a clue. If you are to become the next Mrs Saxon, best that you know this now, rather than later. Less of a shock, physically and psychologically.
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