Sunday, April 27, 2014

IPCC Climate Report Not Hysterical Enough

Even thought it says right in the introduction of its charter that policy concerns would override science, and the latest UNIPCC report went through just such last-minute revisions, it still wasn't alarmist enough for our globalist totalitarian overlords.
"Any text that was considered inconsistent with their interests and positions in multilateral negotiations was treated as unacceptable."
Two scientists, 50 internationalist functionaries: Consensus Science!!!
H/T Steve Goddard 

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

50 International Fictionaries!!

Edd Zachary

Leonard Jones said...

2 scientists and 50 functionaries.
This is perfect example of the
97% consensus bullshit. I have
read that a lot of these AGW
proclamations have 500 signatories.

Yeah, 2 scientists and everyboody
down to the cleaning staff and
caterers!

B.C. said...

Fuck carbon footprints. These assholes need to worry about lead footprints after they've collapsed the system. (The carbon emissions from the ammo will be the least of their worries.) Thanks to the Intarwebz, there won't be any place for them to hide.

Old Phat Stu said...

Picture is wrong too.
Penguins at south pole only, polar bears at north pole only. They do not overlap, other than in human zoos.

LC Aggie Sith said...

Shit... I have misplaced my shocked face.

Soylent Sage said...

Welcome to the puzzle house, stu. As I've noted numerous times, that discontinuity was intentional. The artist could have used a baby seal, but it would have been more difficult to animate with clarity.
A green sea turtle, a gharial, a spotted owl, an Indonesian Rhino--any endangered species would do, but they don't live at the North Pole either.

Eric Praline said...

97% consensus just means that 97% of the takers agree that the makers need to give them more shit. The evolutionary correction that culls the takers can't come soon enough.

Anonymous said...

Stu; what? You've never used Amazon?!
You can get anything delivered...

-DV

Chandler's Ghost said...

"Two scientists, 50 internationalist functionaries." Meaning Al Gore, Paul Krugman and 50 government workers. Or something similar.