Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Set The Snoochinator To 1977

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26 comments:

skybill said...

"F-U-R-!!" Lovely Fur!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Got Fur???
III%,
skybill-out

pdwalker said...

I'd almost forgotten what real women look like.

Sam Singh said...

What a beauty!

Leonard Jones said...

1977, the year my reading list was mainly Playboy, Penthouse and
National Lampoon. What more did a 21 year old man need?

Master Wadders said...

My loyal disciple, Patroller, has correctly pinpointed this blog for destruction.

I have commanded the Order of Shadows to begin plans for the imminent purging of this disgusting site.

All regular posters on this site will get their just reward.

B.C. said...

Oh NOES! Not the mighty and most powerful Order of Swallowers!!!

Alright, who left the computer room door unlocked at Miss Sadie's Home for Homosexual Retarded Midgets & Miscreants? Fess up or your pr0n privileges will be revoked for a year, once we find out who it was.

Leonard Jones said...

Wanna bet the message came from the same basement in the house of the
mother of the Puto-Troller? One of his minions no doubt.

Once I stopped responding to the pud-nocker, he changed tactics by begging
me to engage him in debate on politics and history, subjects I have been
studying since grade school back in the sixties. This pathetic little prick
is starving for attention. I steered the dumb prick-licker into a trap I knew
he would be too fucking retarded to anticipate.


After posting a short list of WWII biographies I have on my Kindle, one
of the examples I listed was the story of Louis Zamperini, Unbroken. I
sweetened the pot by mentioning that I live close to the hometown hero
known as the Torrance Tornado. He fell for it HOOK, LINE AND SINKER!

He is already a one trick pony who's skills are limited to flapping
his cock holster. So, it was no surprise that a total historical
illiterate would also be a one click pony. Like most Internet
trolls, he even failed this simple task. Wikipedia has 3 paragraphs
on Zamperini's military service. The flipping mellienneal moron
challenged my description of Zamperini as a hero, because he didn't read
the entire entry. Note to troll: You do NOT earn the Distinguished
Flying Cross because your aircraft takes a shit!

Steering this illiterate into making an ass of himself was the easiest
thing I have ever done! One can never lose betting on the abject
stupidity of Mellinneals!













Anonymous said...

Fur and a history lesson, what's not to like. Have got Unbroken next on my listening list. Great to be reminded of real heros.

pigpen51 said...

Master Wadders?

This is almost too easy. In the 70's in high school, the ultimate put-down was to call someone a suck wad. Meaning they were a homosexual. Of course, now we would never use such a non politically incorrect term. But calling yourself a Master Wadder is just too rich for even me to ignore.
Like I said, almost too easy. OTOH, why does he even care what you do on your site? If he doesn't like it, he can just go somewhere else. Or is he just one of those who has a complex where he is not happy unless he can enforce his will onto other people, thereby making himself look superior. There is a name for people like that.
It is a suckwad.

Leonard Jones said...

Anon, it is a great story. I read the book. It was written by the same
chick who wrote book about the racehorse. Her last name is Hildebrand.
Surprisingly, Angelina Voight hit a home run in directing the movie.
It is not often that I heap praise on hedonistic liberal twits, but
she deserves credit for this one.

Being an irreligious asshole, I found the only fault in the film to be the
lack of emphasis on Zamperini's spiritual catharsis, but she ended the
film before that phase of life began, and restarted it in his old age.


Leonard Jones said...

Pigpen, he has some sick homosexual attraction to Flaxen Saxon.
This was the start of it all. He has followed Flaxen from one
Blog to another with his sick twisted sexual obsession.

Master Wadders said...

The Order of Shadows has arranged the end of this site in the coming days. The fate of this site is sealed.

You have until October 26 to remove your online existence from this blog.

Those who remain afterwards will endure the pain of destruction.

Leonard Jones said...

The dick troller is back and he is still running off at the head
like a sore peter!

Master Wadders said...

Leonard, your fate has already been decided.

Master Wadders said...

Is Leonard ready for his rewards?

Leonard Jones said...

The little wad felcher is downright pathalogical! I steered the
illiterate dork into making an ass of himself and what does he do?
Assumes the persona of one of his imaginary minions. This guy is
a walking advertisement for mental health services. Like all
Internet trolls, he is starved for attention. But this one
is so delusional he claims to command an army of darknes.

Once embarrassed, he simply changed his persona, but maintained
his sperm fetish by calling himself "Wadder." I am beginning
to think we are being played because nobody could be this
fucked up! If not, he could keep a dozen psychiatrists busy
for years writing case studies on the pathetic little turd.

I have no doubt this Blog will survive his Oct. 26 deadline just
as Flaxen Saxon survived his. These morons are like the religious
dorks who warn that the world will end on a date certain. The
twit is the 21st century version of The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Each
time one of his deadlines pass, he just sets a new one.

The only thing I fear is being bored to death reading the incoherent
ramblings of a pathetic, semi-literate uneducated delusional homosexual
Internet troll with sperm a fetish! What will the Bukake Boy do when yet
another of deadlines comes and goes? Inquiring minds want to know. Tune
in on Oct. 26, same bat channel to find out.






Leonard Jones said...

I just got word that the Patroller has gone to a dance tonight.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-n5vG2SjJY


I could toss an 18 pack down my neck and beat my noggin with a 32oz
ball peen hammer and still not think slower than the homosexual troll
with the sperm fetish!

Leonard Jones said...

Three days to Bellus!


Chris in NC said...

Only to the 26th before destruction? I better get clicking and drinking lol

rik said...

After all that ^, there's hardly room for a good pun. But I will anyway!

I would definitely peak in her Winder.

Shade said...

I sucked off Patroller's cock less than an hour ago. I then entered a Trojan horse code to end this vile site. I then entered a piece of code to destroy all financial affairs of Leonard. If you want to join Leonard, just let us know.

Leonard Jones said...

Two days to Bellus. (Yet another reference the sperm-slurper will
not understand)

Leonard Jones said...

Chris, I am quaking in my boots because the cock-jockey formerly
known as the Puto-Troller and the Wad Swallower has targeted us
all for destruction. He at least has stopped even trying to
refute his sexual proclivities. Hell, he admitted in his latest
post that he sucked himself off. Quite limber, that Partoller!

I just cannot wait to see what alias he is going to use on his
next post. Given a few hundred more imaginary personas he might
actually appear to have the army of darkness he claims to command.
Notice how he is now claiming super Ninja hacking abilities? Stupid,
unemployed, living at home with mommy, delusional, homosexual
Internet troll. I had him pegged as a textbook Mellinneal troll
from his first post. Notice that he continues to use the word
vile in his latest post. At least it is a word he knows how
to spell!

I can't wait to see Wyle E. Coyote (Super Genius) try to bring about
my financial ruin. That's going to work out as well as his promise
to kick Flaxen Saxon's ass.

Master Wadders said...

My loyal disciple, Shade, will lead a mission to the U.S., in the next 24 hours, to complete a vital aim. Failure will not be tolerated. The enemies of the Order of Shadows will be destroyed.

Leonard Jones said...

The Loyal Order Of Cock-Suckers is coming to pay us a visit. The Fertile
imagination of the Partoller of the men's room knows no bounds. How many
personas do you guys think this one dimensional thinker will be able to
conjure up?

Will the turd-burgler carry out his threats?

Find out in the next exciting episode of As The Queer Swalows.

Sam Singh said...

Come on Patroller, target me, target me, you closet fag rod smoker. Do you realise what a fool you are? No one takes you seriously and no one cares.