Thursday, May 29, 2014

Astrological Awesome:

This is my horoscope for the week...
I hesitate to compare you to your fellow Aquarian Kim Jong-il. When he was alive and ruling North Korea, he was an egomaniacal tyrant. You're definitely not that. But there are certain descriptions of him in his official biography that remind me of the kinds of powers you may soon exhibit. He was called the Great Sun of Life and Highest Incarnation of Revolutionary Comradely Love, for instance. Titles like that might suit you. It is said that he invented the hamburger. He could command rain to fall from the sky. He once shot 11 holes-in-one in a single round of golf, was a master at gliding down waterslides, and never had to use a toilet because he produced no waste. You may be able to express comparable feats in the coming weeks.
Hmmm, powers, eh...?  Make! It! Rain!!!


It's good to be king.









3 comments:

rik said...

Aggie? Teh Rain Goddess?!?

Eric Praline said...

I saw an ad for pills that promised to make you the highest incarnation of revolutionary comradely love. They said it's what porn stars take.

Leonard Jones said...

We already have Obama! Like King
Canute, he beat back the rising
seas.