Sunday, October 25, 2015

Coffee Creamer: Kitchen Elf


33 comments:

Chris in NC said...

Wow, she's perfect! Even that faggot troll has to like this one lol

Flaxen Saxon said...

Wow, what big aureola you have, my dear.

Critter said...

Coffee monkey.

Patroller said...

Chris, are you ready for what comes next?

What would you do if one of your relations admitted to being gay? I think your reaction would involve physical violence, you vapid cunt.

Leonard Jones said...

Chris, the ONLY way the Patroller of the gay bath house would
be interested in a female is if he could felch semen from one
of her bodily orifices!

One day to Bellus.

Leonard Jones said...

Flaxen, those are the size of garbage can lids!

Anonymous said...

I noticed she is drinking out of an Obama mug.

Exile1981

Leonard Jones said...

Damn! Anon is correct. This is a perfect example of one of those images
of a hot chick with the caption "If you stare at this image long enough,
you may spot an AC 427 Cobra in the background."

B.C. said...

She brought her own saucers to set her Obamug upon.

Patroller said...

Leonard, the time approaches when accounts will be fully settled with you cunt. You have polluted bogland for long enough. You will return to the cesspit you inhabit. You cannot stop me.

I think you are a closet sausage jockey.......

Chris in NC said...

Hey um Patroller, I have a gay son whom I love dearly. Keep on tryin' lol.

Leonard Jones said...

Yes, I cannot stop you from sucking cock, but beside that
you are all talk and no action, just like the rest of you
uneducated millennial pud-knockers!

Hey guys, I just heard something on the radio that explains
our uninvited deviated prevert homo. (another reference
only the old guys will understand) Loved Kenean Wynn as
Col. Bat Guano:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUAK7t3Lf8s


It was recently reported that the Millennial generation have
lived such such pampered and insulated lives that when a group
of college students spotted a mouse, they freaked out and called
the cops. Yes, when even Millennial males are hiking up their
skirts, jumping on chairs and shrieking like hysterical women,
that goes a long way to explaining people like the Puto-Troller.
He is the result of two generations of young women who eschewed
home economics, and the chats their great grandmothers gave about
child rearing.

And the males have become so emasculated, they shit their pants
at the sight of a harmless rodent! Meanwhile, the educational
system has become so watered down that functional illiterates
are attending college. The result is like something out of the
movie Idiocracy, where smart people stop having children and
morons are breeding like rats + time = a society in which most
people are too fucking stupid to change a spark-plug. A male
who cannot kill a fucking rodent will NEVER get laid. He will
be like the Patroller, incapable of feeding a family. He is a
worthless piece of biology that no self respecting woman would
marry. This explains the Patroller of the gay bath house! His
dad must have been a pathetic pussy whipped metro sexual!

After tomorrow, my meager finances will be OK. The stupid prick
will be proven (yet again) to be just another insipid Internet
troll who's threats are as hollow as his cranial cavity.

I am going to start a contest to see who can come up with the
most creative names for his imaginary minions. The winner will
get to be placed on his shit list, where he will spend the rest of
his waiting for the punishment that will never come.

Master Wadders, and the Order of the Shadows lacks any evidence
whatsoever of imagination. Based on his severely limited
vocabulary and lack of creativity, he must have studied creative
literature at the local city college! Here are a few that I came
up with:

Field Marshall Col. General Anus Pounder (I love the Russian flare
for exaggeration, it is like some African dictator with the
title 11 star general)

Col. Rectum Wrecker, (Nickname old blood and crud)

Major Vaseline Consumer, leader of the Bukake Brigade

Captain Peter Puffer, leader of Obonzo's Queen Beret.

Lt. M. A. Swallower, Platoon leader of the Filthy Felchers.
Instead of parachuting into France with war paint and Mohawks
like Jake McNasty and his dozen bad-asses, they flit about in
pink tutu's to confuse enemy soldiers. I have flummoxed the
little turd by referencing yet another figure that a complete
historical illiterate like him will never comprehend!

The Noncoms:

Sgt. Barney Bumslammer.

Cpl. Wadswallower.

Pfc. Jim Neighbors. (No explanation necessary for those over 50)

Buck Pvt: Being at the top of the totem pole of his imaginary
army, this would be the correct position for the sperm felcher
called the "Patroller." (Another reference that will soar miles
above his head) Since his proper place is in the lowest echelon
of this make believe army, he is getting pounded in the ass
by everyone who outranks him, and this means EVERYBODY!






Leonard Jones said...

Chris, great point! All this illiterate punk knows is what his leftist
teachers have taught him. In his narrow to nonexistent liberal mind,
conservatives are racist, zenophobic, homophobic, intolerant bigots.
I (like most conservatives,) could not give a rodents fucking rectum
what two consenting adults do in private. The two things that turn
me into a fucking pit bull is shoving their lifestyle down the
throats of American citizens, and involving children in their
radical agenda. (Both of which they are now doing)

I am going to bet money that you taught your son to be a better man
than Bukake Boy will ever live to be. I am going to pound this
hypocritical little insect into garden mulch, because like all
liberals, he issued a gay insult that started this fucking war!

Is it not strange that it is the "tolerant liberals" who claim that
they support gays, who are the first ones to "out gay political
opponents," and engage in history revision by denouncing people
like J. Edgar Hoover and Abraham Lincoln as gay?

They had to discredit Hoover because he stood for law and order.
And they are still proving themselves to be fighting the Civil War
by denouncing the man who freed the slaves. I may be over the
top in this debate, but this bigoted, intolerant little prick
deserves every epithet I have thrown at him! (and then some as
I will soon deminstrate)

If I were gay, I would still be calling this brain-dead illiterate
moron a cock-sucker!






Patroller said...

Leonard, your last post fully revealed the real nasty piece of shit that you are.

Leonard Jones said...

Bellus day and the Mellinneal turd burgler has yet again proven
this threats are as hollow as the space between his ears.

The Blog is still up and running and the Mutant Ninja hackers of his
mind never touched my finances. The ONLY way he would carry through
on a threat is if he promised to suck us off!

I will officially wait until tomorrow before I declare victory
over Bukake Boy, but nothing will change between then and now.
So far the little faggot has the track record of AL Gore and
his hundreds of false predictions of planetary doom.

Patroller said...

You'll have to do better Leonard. Keep believing your delusional crap about climate change as well by the way.

Leonard Jones said...

Everything I learn about this pud-sucker serves to confirm my
first impression. He truly is the total package brainwashed
liberal idiot. (Funny how I have never seen the word
conservative applied to profiles of Internet trolls)
He has swallowed the global warming hoax as it were his
boyfriends load.

My Jr Hi science class would have laughed Al gore out of the
classroom, but that was back in the 70's when students were
taught to think for themselves. If I could shred the guy
who earned D's in his college science classes, I can certainly
destroy the Wad-Swallower. If he actually believes that a
trace level gas at 350 PPM can drive global climate, he
truly is brain and there is no hope for the bone-smoker!

Patroller said...

It looks like Leonard has swallowed the global warming conspiracy theory whole. Maybe it's not the only thing that this backward American fool swallows.

Leonard Jones said...

Well guys we now know why the pud-sucker is unemployable. The entire scope
of his scientific studies is based on a propaganda film by guy who is
so fucking stupid, he cannot tell the difference expanding ice and
melting ice. This is the same guy who has said polar ice caps would
be gone in ten years 3 fucking times! Bukake Boy no doubt is unaware
that we are nearing the 20 year mark in a cooling trend with record size
polar ice for about 10 years!

His entire knowledge about AGW is based on the incoherent ranting of
of a D level science student who tried passing off video of glacial
ice breaking off into the sea in Alaska as "evidence" of melting
ice. If the idiot was in my 3rd grade class back in 1963, the
butt-rammer would have called bullshit because we did the expansion/
displacement experiments in grade school!

The poor uneducated mellinneal asshole no doubt believes Gore's
unscientific prediction that Manhatten skyscrapers will be under-
water. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! Even with so-called greenhouse gases.
The earth's orbit would have to get smaller, or the axial tilt or
solar output would have to change drastically. Anyone who believes
otherwise is either not a scientist or like Puto-Troller, has seen
too many crappy Kevin Costner bombs.

First, back to the ice cube in a glass of water experiment: If the
Arctic ice cap and Antarctic ice shelves melt, the rise of sea
level will be exactly ZERO. Only glacial ice can have any
impact on sea level, and that is largely impacted by topography.
The best estimates put a total melt at somewhere between 10-30
feet. This means that Manhatten will be fucked, but Brooklyn
will do just fine! There will be no beachfront property in
Montana.

If the Patroller of the public restrooms is too fucking stupid to under-
stand 3rd grade level science concepts, I will stand by every assertion
I ever made about the level of his intelligence.

Number one greenhouse gas? Water vapor (clouds) @ 40,000 PPM vs CO2 @
350 PPM. But this is meaningless because it is a natural process.

How can one prove water expands as it gets colder? Simple, fill an ice
cube tray and take notice that the ice does not form at the bottom.

Why do we geezers know this when the mellinneals do not? Our parents
instilled in us a passion for reading, while Mr. and Mrs. pud pounder
simply dropped is ass off in unionized public schools!

PS I just noticed that the Blog is still up and running and his
"accountant" has not reduced me to penury. I am beginning to
think his lifestyle choice and rejection of heterosexualty is
related to a severe case of impotence. (at least where females
are concerned)





Chris in NC said...

It's funny Leonard, he doesn't much like the republicans but he freaking hates the democrats for exactly the reason you mention. Every time they can "out" a republican candidate and "humiliate" him/her they act like "look out, she/he's gay!!!" then turn around and say "not that it matters" to their gay supporters. He's seen that and the social policies that take from his paychecks at an alarming rate and he hates them with a passion.

So, Patroller, it's the 26th. Y'all said that this site will be taken out today. This isn't going to be like when those "ministers" say "Jesus is coming back on this date..." and then it doesn't happen, right? We're waiting! :)

Leonard Jones said...

Chris, the ultimate irony is that he is too fucking stupid to understand
the hypocrisy you just described. On the one hand, it is "Gays are people
too" but on the other hand his first impulse was to assault me with a
gay insult. Irony is lost on this moron. He will attack any person
who calls him gay, but will excuse any liberal or Democrat who does
the same thing.

Barney Frank ran a gay prostitution ring out his house and it is "nothing to
see here, move along." But when one Republican's foot crosses into an
ajoining shit-house stall, the liberals tear him to shreds. Like all
liberals, he is oblivious to his hypocrisy.

This is yet further proof we are dealing with an illiterare moron!


Chris in NC said...

Still, the more comments on this one, the more I get to see that perfect woman in the picture. So keep the fight going! :)

Leonard Jones said...

Bellus plus one. The Blog is still here and the felcher's accountant
never showed up. What is this, Geezer 10 and and Millennial wad
swallower 0? He is going to have to do better don't you think?


Anonymous said...

Wrong as usual Leonard. I wonder what else you deny, apart from climate change?

Leonard Jones said...

Now the little Peter puffer is posting anonymously. There is no end
to his stupidity, he is now denying 3rd grade level science. The
delusional rod smoker has a fantastic case against his high
school (assuming he even graduated) for educational malpractice!



Patroller said...

Leonard, my time on this blog has come to an end. It's been a pleasure observing your inferior mind at work. But I can only take so much of your asinine posts, which show the nasty little shitbag you are. I now return to my life in Europe and leave you to stew in your backwater.

Chris in NC said...

Oh, don't leave Patroller! We're enjoying this. It is because I called you a faggot? I am sorry about that. I usually don't use that term having a gay son and all. Please stay! Please continue to threaten us! We're having a blast!

B.C. said...

So the deadline comes and passes and the Fearsome Pud Swallower slinks off to sperm-encrusted mattress in the brothel basement to lick his wounds and search for other places where his awesome intellect might be appreciated... Man, they just don't make trolls like they used to.

Leonard Jones said...

Oh Shit! The little Felcher/Bukake Queen is leaving us? What will
we do without his hollow threats to destroy the Blog and reduce us
to penury with this minions of Ninja Turtle Accountants?

Do not hold your breath, the little cock sucker is not done yet.
He has however promised to return to Europe. Here is a lesson:

Never try and get your peter sucked in France.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM_lXwJpZCg

Leonard Jones said...

BC: It is the same cum encrusted mattress that his mother uses.
The problem is that I was severely tempted to simply take him at
his word and say nothing. Having studied the psychological profile
of Internet Trolls and homosexuals, I came to the conclusion that
we are not going to be that lucky!

This little Millennial Sperm slurping faggot will be back tomorrow.
We are dealing with an idiot (an actual clinical term to describe a
person with an IQ between 0 and 25.) If this sperm receptacle could
not comprehend elementary school science, there is no hope whatsoever!

When we adults pass from this mortal coil, this waste of skin will
still be residing his mother's basement. He will still be unmarried,
still unemployable, and still lonely except for the men who are rocking
him to sleep while reaming his ass, which at that time will be the size
of the Holland Tunnel!

Only time will tell, but I am not going to hold my breath!





Leonard Jones said...

Chris, I too am smitten by this chick. But it is for an entirely
different reason. Her tits are a tad droopy and she has the
pretty girl next door look, but she is hardly perfect. These
are the traits I find very alluring.

She is Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. Most people do not understand
why the sexpot movie star lost to a pretty farm girl from Kansas by
about 80/20. She was the kind of girl us regular guys could marry.
Ginger was the typical stuck up high school girl that rejected us.
I will take one Mary Ann over a dozen Ginger's every time! If I were
an Arab Sheikh, I would have FOUR Mary Ann's!





Cuchulainn said...

You are a sick perverted old guy, with a small cock, and who can't get it up. Go back to your cesspit, you scum.

Leonard Jones said...

I just won the argument! I knew that an Internet troll would not
be this easily defeated. He has assumed yet another identity, this
time in the form of a mythical 1st century Mick dick sucker who's
name he did not even know until yesterday!

This is the hallmark of an Internet troll, any illiterate fucking
moron who can can do an Internet search can appear to be a genius
up until the moment he opens his fucking mouth! Without that
ability, the Patroller could not form a coherent sentence! This
marks only the second time I needed to do an Internet search to
refute one of this sausage smokers attempts to insult me.

If he lacked access to the Internet, this cock-sucker would be a
complete illiterate! This bone-smoker would be unable to operate
above the level of a third grader without the ability to type in
the word Wikipedia. His every response resulted in him doing an
Internet search, especially the one that one that in which he
refuted the fact that Louis Zamperini was a hero.

This kind of STUPID does not exist anywhere in the universe where
where idiots do not reign!

The Bukake boy is so fucking stupid he is clueless as to the message
embedded in this sentence.