Monday, September 30, 2013
The Most Alarming Alarmist Alarmism For 2013
The Scotsman--Which printed this headline in July:
"A GLOBAL Warming Armageddon in which the oceans boil dry could theoretically happen on Earth, researchers claim"
Political Ghoul--Sheldon Whitehouse, D(ickwad)-RI, who waited a whole 5 MINUTES after an F4 Tornado leveled parts of Oklahoma City to blame Republicans for Global Warming:
"When cyclones tear up Oklahoma and hurricanes swap Alabama and wildfires scorch Texas, you come to us, the rest of the country, for billions of dollars to recover. And the damage that your polluters and deniers are doing doesn't just hit Oklahoma, Alabama and Texas."
Thermageddon Evangelist--Katherine Hayhoe, who in May, actually told the truth:
"As scientists, we're trained to just stick to the facts. With Climate Change, we can't do that anymore."
Former UK Thermageddon Hack--John Ashton, who told the MET Office in April that even if green house gasses had NO EFFECT on the atmosphere, they could still cause Thermageddon:
"The consequences of (CO2-driven) Climate Change could still be catastrophic even if climate sensitivity were zero."
Vasectomy Guy--Eric Holthaus, late of the WSJ's weather page, who said he "broke down in tears" after reading the latest IPCC propaganda...and he'll probably get a vasectomy to prevent hurricanes.
"Weepy" Bill Mckibben--Who though he's said a lot of idiotic things over the years, beclowned himself well enough in July to make WUWT's quote of the week with this:
"I, as you can tell, am the furthest thing from an activist leader. I'm a writer."
Granted, some of these are more alarming to the alarmists, and I didn't include reliable retards like AlGore because he says the same thing all the time. If you have an Alarmism I've neglected, stick it in the comments along with your vote for the best. Hey, I went off the board to win with Henry Waxman one year.
Oh wait. Did I say "Weepy Bill?" Why, yes. Yes I did...
Gotta Have a Global Warming Hottie, right?
Yeah, you can embiggenify that.
Sunday, September 29, 2013
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Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Googler Shoutout: Nassau
Noticed on the spinny global thingy a bit ago that someone from New Providence in Nassau had snooched by. Welcome to the puzzle house. I should go down there one day.
Hmm, pearl divers.
Feel Good Story Of The Year: Russians Charge Greenpiss Thermageddon Ecotards With Piracy.
"Russia filed piracy charges Tuesday against Greenpeace activists who tried to climb onto an offshore drilling platform in the Arctic owned by the state-controlled gas company Gazprom.
The activists are on a Greenpeace ship, the Arctic Sunrise, which was seized last week by the Russian Coast Guard and towed Tuesday into port near Murmansk."
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. They could get 15 years, each!
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Open Letter To Coal and NG Producers
Every attempt to bury CO2 has led to laughably predictable failure. Ask the Swedes what pumping $1.2 billion into carbon capture has gotten them.
Or ask the Aussies what they spent on this boondoggle before heaving the pols responsible out of office last month.
How about some FAIL from our neighbors in the Great White North?
On the chance that the federal judge you get denies the injunction deferring to the EPA "science," then I suggest you just start pumping CO2 into the ocean because:
EPA has said it based its regs. on IPCC global warming science->IPCC author Kevin Trenberth says all the Global Warming is hiding in the ocean-> There has been no global warming for 15 years->QED: pumping CO2 into the ocean is safe.
And to everyone making a fortune in the natural gas play and cheering the elimination of cheap coal as a competitor. You guys have been feeding the crocodile.You are next. Have no doubt that the war on fracking will now escalate, and the regulations that killed coal will be "updated" to shut you down too.
So enjoy it while you can, before all your former customers are freezing in the dark.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Friday, September 20, 2013
My Heart Soars Like A Wind Turbine-Shredded Hawk
Guess who's coming to town....Weepy Bill!!!
Yes, everyone's favorite Thermageddon Monger Moonbat is coming to the Burg for a Communist Funfest to celebrate to Death of the Coal Industry--which officially starts today.
But, hey, there's still a lot of fracking going on around here, and Bill and his fellow travelers at the Merton Center have to stop that too. We can't realize the Totalitarian Dream if people have the freedom cheap energy delivers--that must be crushed!
So come on over and join in the praises of killers like Che, al Zawahiri, and PA's own Mumia Abu Jamal--because they want to save the planet from AGW too, just like Charlie Manson. C'mon, we can sing some of Weepy Bill's Christmas Carols. It'll be more fun than putting LSD in your water supply.
* Have a Jolly Thermageddon, while you're freezing in the dark,
Even so, there will be snow, on corpses in the park,*
C'mon, everybody sing....
But, hey, there's still a lot of fracking going on around here, and Bill and his fellow travelers at the Merton Center have to stop that too. We can't realize the Totalitarian Dream if people have the freedom cheap energy delivers--that must be crushed!
So come on over and join in the praises of killers like Che, al Zawahiri, and PA's own Mumia Abu Jamal--because they want to save the planet from AGW too, just like Charlie Manson. C'mon, we can sing some of Weepy Bill's Christmas Carols. It'll be more fun than putting LSD in your water supply.
* Have a Jolly Thermageddon, while you're freezing in the dark,
Even so, there will be snow, on corpses in the park,*
C'mon, everybody sing....
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