Freezing in the dark
"Bitch can twerk."
In the trenches
Secret life of Muslims.
Yeah, Critter. There's not a hell of a lot of Spassfabrik over there in the sandbox.
At least that's one deployment queen guaranteed not to have any crotch-rot.
If I hadn't filled this thing full of semen it would have floated off and stuck to the ceiling. Instead it is stuck to the bed.
"Whadda ya think I meant when I said 'blow job'?"-DV
"It was either this or the goat--- and Mohammed told me he'd kill me if I fucked his wife, er, goat again."
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"Bitch can twerk."
In the trenches
Secret life of Muslims.
Yeah, Critter. There's not a hell of a lot of Spassfabrik over there in the sandbox.
At least that's one deployment queen guaranteed not to have any crotch-rot.
If I hadn't filled this thing full of semen it would have floated off and stuck to the ceiling. Instead it is stuck to the bed.
"Whadda ya think I meant when I said 'blow job'?"
-DV
"It was either this or the goat--- and Mohammed told me he'd kill me if I fucked his wife, er, goat again."
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