Dammit Me Hearties, The Ruskies Have Dropped The Greenpiss Piracy Charges

Buckle me swash, no 15 years in a Siberian gulag for these Ecotard shitstains? I'd have keelhauled them, and used what was left for shark chum. On the bright side, they are still charged with 'Hooliganism," which could still mean seven years a piece. Aaargh!