It must be bacon. Look:
All, nearly all, of this from this morning is spambots, all hitting my post about the Daily Bayonet's old Alarming Alarmist contest.
Now, it's been a while since I posted any spam--in fact, since I was still at the SiteThatShallNotBeNamed. But given this morning's activity, I scanned the folder for hilarity. And while it's not up to the "better-than-Kolean-toy-assembry-instructions" caliber Engrish I used to post, it's close.
So, without further ado, It's time again for Fun With Spam:
Be narrow notwithstanding when organic phenomenon, the author sum evenhanded below the click for a relief proficiency?Not bad. But wait, there's more...
Large indefinite quantity more mesmeric to the end where you turn your car is for you. Neglect the nigh valuate. If in that location's a higher-up thought of what taxonomic group."mesmeric," I'm going to use that. It's mine now.
This next one, tragically, I think I almost understand...
Initiate your dog to be erosion for this information is ofttimes the island floods, how numerous kinsfolk employ it would in a sinuate material. This is efficacious accumulation to the inaugural locate.And finally...
Mental faculty help you act best decisions without so often on what reincarnate it whole kit and boodle for you. Fend off these risks and reckon big with all gemstones.Yeah, if I had the mental faculty to reincarnate a whole kit and boodle, you better believe I'd get some gemstones.
Sadly, according to the street carnies downtown, I'm not mesmeric enough.
10 comments:
I LOVE Spam, especially the reduced sodium one.
I have been "neglect(ing) the nigh valuate" in a "sinuate material" since i reached puberty - but I always washed my hands afterwards.
Gawd, do I love Kolean Spam.
i feel like i'm in the middle of a Monty Python sketch.
Both of my dogs have been initiated in erosion, but I keep filling in the holes under the fence and I'm trying to break them of the habit, since the neighbors keep complaining about them pooping in their yards.
On a completely unrelated note, is there a lab that is working on little pills or a cream to help one with a phallus that just refuses to become mesmeric, even after hours of furious fapping and snooch perusal?
You're asking for a friend, right BC?
True or not, I imagine the cream would feel better.
What do those street carnies know? I find your animal magnetism, ermmmmmmmm....... magnetic. North and south even - bi-polar as they say.
And why derogate the crotch-fruit of the quintessentially American Hormel Foods?
I can think of no better totem, Hakenkreuz if you prefer, of the incessant Global-wide onslaught of Yankee Cultural hegemony than Spam.
And there you have it folks, ALTC says my mesmeric mania is electromagnetic.
A more titanic testimonial I defy you to find.
Then again, McGoo saying my AWG reportage is so good that Kirsten Dunst should polish my knob was...wait for it...hard to beat.
Indeed Mr Green you are truly favoured by the cuddly Asian bint. Usually she calls me a twat. I'm sorely jealous so I am.
This is one of the strangest threads I've ever commented on.
I understand almost but not quite none of it!
And what's really odd is that that fact somehow pleases the crap out of me.
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