Friday, March 14, 2014

Badass--Didn't Drop His Beer.


12 comments:

LC Aggie Sith said...

Wounded, and didn't spill a drop.

I think his Man Card is safe :)

djglmt said...

Hey- A guy's gotta have his priorities....

Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

He has nice breasts.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Wot about the poor fucking shark. I like sharks,they ate my late mother in law. She went a swimming dressed as a fat seal at Great White Shark Island. We only found the tattered remnants of a great fat mother in law. May she rest in pieces.

Critter said...

Most Asian men would have sqealed and called out to their patron god Ho Chi Min and town away the beer.

Anonymous said...

Critter; If you're talking about Oriental guys here, I'd exclude the Koreans...they'd bite the head off and eat the rest raw. ;)
-DV

Anonymous said...

Did you notice the chunk of meat that little bugger took out of his shoulder?! And he's still smiling. I don't think that was his first beer of the day.
-DV

Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

Dearest Critter,

Well fuck me from behind with a plaster cast of the entire Củ Chi complex, but your spelling and proofreading skills are totally fuct today - Napalmed even.

Asian men, particularly the Vietminh variant, despite their myriad impediments, would not have handled the shark in the first place. AND no true Asian drinks beer - whisk(e)y. Only whisk(e)y.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Asians can't drink, Nyuck, Nyuck. Low alcohol dehydrogenase levels.

Critter said...

Ah, yes, the smart phone. Only really useable by Asians with their tiny fingers and not us huge, hulking Westerners with our thick fingers and massive members.

Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

Dearest Flaxen Saxon,

Au contraire, stugots!
Asians do drink, just very badly.

Critter whined,

"......not us huge, hulking Westerners with our thick fingers and......"

Skulls?

Leonard Jones said...

Some Asians are known for drinking wine ALTC. Had an Asian family
friend and ended up with a fondness for Akadama wines and hot Sake.

I loved the Sake. You could drink several of them and all of a sudden, it was like smacking yourself in the head with a ball peen hammer!

I do not know about all white boys sporting large members, A lot of
us are hung like hamsters!