Thursday, March 13, 2014

MotherFucking Science PSA


12 comments:

LC Aggie Sith said...

So true, my friend. And let's face it: they are really distilled spirits, which means we are not drunks.

We are spiritual.

LC Aggie Sith said...

And as a follow up to your awesome graphic:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/356488126726540272/

Leonard Jones said...

It fucking works for me! I am part Irish, part English, and part
German. No drinking problems in my family.

FrankC said...

Surely a solvent, not a solution.
Just being picky.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Leonard, with a surname of Jones you are probably part Welsh as well. As for the spiritual thingy: I'm just a drunk.

Anonymous said...

We female Asians are genetically predisposed to be cheap dates. I reckon it's on account of our low blood alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme concentration. And the fact we might be sluts.

Soylent Sage said...

Good to know, ALTC. If I ever have to jump ship in the South Pacific.

Anonymous said...

If you find yourself as jetsam in the South Pacific, you a white boy, alcohol will not be needed.
The ladies in Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia especially just can't get enough of the 50 and 60-ish white boys.

Flaxen Saxon said...

Mr Green, tis true what Cuddles says about us older white boys. The pesky Asian women are all over us. It must be the vast expanses of white sweaty flesh which attracts them so. Oh well, while in Asialand might as well enjoy da culture.

Anonymous said...

......the vast expanses of white sweaty flesh which attracts them so.....?

Maybe, but I think it more likely the money is the attractant. And the white boys are usually less violent, and die quickly leaving large pensions and such.

Critter said...

And our large western cocks.

Anonymous said...

Technically, alcohol is a chemical. But beer? Beer's a solution. :-)