I found this in Tory Aardvark's Twitter feed...
Ladies, is your "special friend" now no better than the dildo it was supposed to replace? Not scrambling the egg whites to frothy peaks the way it used to?
Then recycle that worn out Westinghouse wang and save the planet at the same time. It's a twofer...well maybe more, depending on your model. But I digress...
Those wonderful UK 'elf n safety regulations have created an opportunity that Lovehoney was only too happy to jump on...uh...plug into...uh, exploit. (I was going to say manipulate, but #Electricity.)
Anyway, you earn Oh! Points towards a new jizmo gizmo, and Lovehoney donates a portion of its eco-kickback to the World Land Trust, which will make sure #EvilHumans can't go anywhere near the rain forests in Belize or Honduras, or Wichita Falls or Bismark, or anyplace else it can purchase vast swaths of land. It's #ForTheChildren...well, the vibrators aren't. There are fines for that, I think.
Exit Question: Do you think she ever leaves that warehouse?
Ladies, is your "special friend" now no better than the dildo it was supposed to replace? Not scrambling the egg whites to frothy peaks the way it used to?
Then recycle that worn out Westinghouse wang and save the planet at the same time. It's a twofer...well maybe more, depending on your model. But I digress...
Those wonderful UK 'elf n safety regulations have created an opportunity that Lovehoney was only too happy to
Anyway, you earn Oh! Points towards a new jizmo gizmo, and Lovehoney donates a portion of its eco-kickback to the World Land Trust, which will make sure #EvilHumans can't go anywhere near the rain forests in Belize or Honduras, or Wichita Falls or Bismark, or anyplace else it can purchase vast swaths of land. It's #ForTheChildren...well, the vibrators aren't. There are fines for that, I think.
Exit Question: Do you think she ever leaves that warehouse?
