Showing posts with label Birthdays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birthdays. Show all posts

Friday, April 12, 2013

Just Shoot Me Now

In a few hours, my house will be awash in teenage girls...daughter #1's birthday party.
There is something cosmically askew with taking half-a-day off to clean Chateau Soylent just so they can destroy it, and I'll have to do it again.

I should have just decorated with half-drunk soda cans, torn wrapping paper and smeared cake icing.