ICYMI, Google Says Unicorn-Fart Energy Is Impossible

The reason this is important is that it's Google--these guys were/are true believers.
We can run our entire empire on unicorn farts, they said.
We can save the planet by eliminating the need for fossil fuels, they said.
And they had enough $$$$ to take a serious stab at it.
And the result of that stab? It's impossible.

Short version: it would require a perpetual motion machine. Unfortunately the closest thing to that--thermonuclear fusion--is still not very close, unless you believe the Skunk Works. In the interim, I have one word for Google: Thorium. With the money they've flushed, they could already have built a full scale demonstrator LFTR.
Of course, the Thermageddon Mongers have already decided Thorium not "green."
So that means it should more than cover global energy needs for a few centuries.

200 MPH Car...? I Fart In Your General Direction

Awesome Of The Week: GreenPiss "Pirate" Pussies Whine About Being Cold In Ruskie Jail

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. "It's too cold!" Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. "There's no vegan food." Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Feel Good Story Of The Year: Russians Charge Greenpiss Thermageddon Ecotards With Piracy.

"Russia filed piracy charges Tuesday against Greenpeace activists who tried to climb onto an offshore drilling platform in the Arctic owned by the state-controlled gas company Gazprom.
The activists are on a Greenpeace ship, the Arctic Sunrise, which was seized last week by the Russian Coast Guard and towed Tuesday into port near Murmansk."
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. They could get 15 years, each!
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

OZ LaborTards Oust Julia "No Carbon Tax" For Rudd Retread

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
We'll just replace her with the guy that fucked up so badly before that we replaced him with her. Voters won't remember. He can beat Tony Abbott. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Cause Of The AWG Pause Discovered: Fat People

That's right. According to Canadian scientists, if you're going to the gym--you're killing the planet! Dieting? You don't care about TehChildren!! Exercising? You're a Nazi Denailist!!! Fat People are the cure for Thermageddon.

"Obese people--those with a body mass index greater than 30--seem to use less energy in order to stay warm in cooler temperatures than their thinner counterparts, the study found".

Using less energy means, of course, equals emitting less CO2. Awesome!
Naturally, with gravity having increased its relentless pull on my over-50 physique, I'm all for supporting this research: Couch Potatoes For The Planet! 
We need to make some T-shirts...okay, yeah, sweatshirts would probably make more sense.
But think of the marketing tie-ins. We could really magnify the Eco-Tard cognitive dissonance factor: Bacon Burgers For Babies, Eat Scrapple To Save The Big Apple--Bloomberg would shit himself over that one--this one too: Big Gulps For Gaia. 
And then, of course, there's the whole protected-status jujitsu angle: Eco-Tards discriminate against the the Calorically Dependent! Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ken Trenberth to announce he's discovered the "Missing Heat" in subcutaneous deposits in 3...2...1. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm thinking there's some major fun to be had here. Have at it guys.

H/T Tom Nelson

Awesome--UN CO2 Indulgences: 1 Cent/Tonne

UN Carbon Credits now valued at One Cent. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hell, even the Chicago Carbon Exchange pulled the plug at 5 cents. Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh, and for added hilarity, the Saudis blocked any mention of Climate Change from the UNs target's for "Sustainable Development" last week.  Poor Climate Kleptocrats.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

H/T Tom Nelson

EUnuchs Rediscover Their Nads--Refuse To Bail Out Thermageddon Indulgences Market

Hooray! Yippee! The EUro carbon market crashed to an all-time low after the Parliament declined to artificially re-inflate the worthless pieces of paper the banks/governments have been trading for years while telling suckers it would save the planet.
His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obama and Communist Asswipe Sen. Bernie "Carbon Tax" Sanders hardest hit.
Oh, and to JuliaTard down in OZ. How are those poll numbers now?
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

ICYMI--Top O' Teh Twit: Nick Searcy

I actually tweeted this yesterday two days ago after seeing it at Stacy McCain's. The bottom line...?
Nick Searcy is Fucking Awesome!

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The Funniest Thing You'll See Today: The Daily Kos "Michael Mann Is A Hero" Poll

You can read the whole he's-a-persecuted-warrior-for-truth piece of nonsense here, but it's thesis is sorely tested by the poll appearing at the bottom...

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

H/T James Delingpole via Tom Nelson

Karma is a MuthaFucka

Well, bankrupt Fisker got the balance of its half-billion DOE Scamulus loan guarantee anyway Friday and immediately fired 75 percent of its employees. Oops...

According to the class action suit filed by Outten & Golden, in a California district court, Fisker failed to notify the employees 60 days in advance, violating the federal U.S. Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act and a similar state WARN Act.

The same firm won $3.5 million for fired Solyndsa workers.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 

H/T Tom Nelson