ICYMI: Chief Justice Gruber Rewrites SCOTUScare

Writing for the majority of black-robed undertakers, Chief Justice Gruber explained, "Fuck you, America!"

And as I asked back when this started...

Top O' Teh Twit: Iowahawk

Top O' Teh Twit: #AskPresSec

Yes, Obama's press secretary was dumb enough to ask TehTwit fling him questions. This was my favorite:

FCC Takes Over The Web, Because #Fairness, They Said...

ICYMI, under the guise of saying it would prevent Comcast and Verizon from giving more bandwidth to "fatcats" and leaving us plebes with baud-rate speeds, then FCC pass it's open internet rules, classifying the net as a utility.
Anyone who doesn't realize where all the bandwidth will now go should just drink the fucking Kool-Aid now. It'll save on bullets.

The Internet After #HisWhollyRelucatance

I'm Kind Of Surprised He Hasn't Said So Himself...

Just A Reminder From Teh Twit...

And In News You May Have Missed Last Night...

This message was on the White House Facebook page: "Fuck all you white people."

 Which led to this...

Which led to the Top O' Teh Twit...

 And in other news, Tony, AKA Steve Goddard, asks an interesting question...

In Honor of The 5th Anniversary of Climategate...

At the time, when I posted the first links, it was my most viewed post. It also elicited one of the greatest McGooisms in the comments: "I've seen tighter routines in virus code."
And five years later, His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obamandias is still plowing ahead with his plans to destroy the energy infrastructure for the benefit of himself and his masters who are long on Sun Beam and Unicorn-fart non-energy exposure. So here's to Climategate, with the QOTD-- actually a few days ago:

"The whole Global Warming industry is full of Grubers." --Jonah Goldberg

President Canute: Destroy The Country, Save The Planet

Soylent Green: Just what you need when you're freezing in the dark.

That was the title and tagline to my original blog launched March 4, 2009. Then, as now, I railed against the Carbon Kelptocrats and their patron, God/King Obamandias of the Chicago Carbon Exchange, who I knew would destroy the nation's energy infrastructure with a non-energy policy promising free power generated from unicorn farts and sunbeams.
Now that he has nothing to lose and no support from either party in DC, he is going institute those policies, and make sure we are all fighting for soylent scraps as we are hurled.back into medieval serfdom via a flurry of executive orders. And though it will make energy prices "necessarily skyrocket," and will do absolutely nothing to reduce global temperature or CO2 levels, congress will be unable to stop it.
So drink up, Minnesota, it's going to get even worse.
On the bright side, we won't see the new dystopia ushered in by marauding hordes of machete-wielding juaristas and/or exploding jihadis on the news because the rolling blackouts will keep us, again, in the dark...freezing in the dark.
Then again, there is always the Michael Corleone Protocol--because, global warming or not, it's hard to sign anything after you've been reduced to room temperature.  

UN:Unless We Take All Your Money, Thermageddon Will Kill Us All...Again

Yes, by now you've probably seen the front page of your local fish wrap echoing the UN IPCC's proclamation that !!!We're all gonna die!!! unless we reduce fossil fuel use to ZERO by 2100.  But Tony, aka Steve Goddard, noted that the histrionic hooey--placed in the Synthesis Report at the specific behest of Ban Ki-Moonbat and President Obola because the AR 5 wasn't scary enough--is actually good news:

"Celebrate: the UN has just granted Earth a 100-year reprieve from Global Warming. In 1989, the UN said we had until the end of the 20th century to save the planet from Global Warming. Now they say we have until the end of the 21st century."

Of course the climate kleptocrats say eliminating fossil fuels is "affordable," as long as you don't include the cost of all those who will die freezing in the dark every year. But again, as Tony noted, we've already run that experiment...

Of course, the only reason the GISS numbers are anywhere near Scenario C is because Gavin Schmidt has used the "300 percent solution" pictured in the sidebar to add "corrections" to the temperature record.
These crooks are still pushing for a binding global Thermageddon deal to be signed in Paris that would compel us to live like 8th century serfs while the UN and its favorites dally in Davos and canoodle on the Cote D'Azur. As unlikely as an actual agreement is, a Republican takeover of the Senate would insure we don't sign it.
Curious how that report was headlines in the MFM one day before the US elections, isn't it?

Top O' Teh Twit

If you disagree, you're !!!Anti-Science!!!

H/T Twitchy

Fed Thermageddon Tyrants: Resistance Is Futile

The Borg at FEMA have sent a blackmail note requiring "climate plans" from the states. No compliance, no money. You.Will. Be. Assimilated!

QOTD From Ace FTW

On the disaster that is President Obola's regime...

"This is not a government; this is a corporate PR firm. The PR firm has a smaller child corporation that is tangentially in the business of government, and its chief stock in trade is failure."

Couldn't have said it better myself. No, really, I couldn't.

Two Million Minions Can't Be Wrong

Pfweeet!!!

Yes, thanks to you my minions, 2,000,000 exiles have now found their way to my gulag of grandiloquence. Not much has changed since we crossed the 1 million mark back in February--except, obviously, more of you have come faster. Again, thanks.
DISCLAIMER--I wrote this before the dawning Ebola zombie apocalypse. Carry on.
Meat World blithely and obliviously spins along knowingly accepting the crimes of the God/King, the lies of the Thermageddon Mongers and the calumny of the appeasers of Islamic evil.
My only consolation is that the international cabal of EUrotrash and third-world kleptocrats that is so keen to see the US crumble into constituent fiefdoms has no idea what will befall them after it does. They have been so intent on our destruction that they have sealed their own.
And the Chinese will smile--inscrutably, of course--and ruthlessly destroy the threats that faux erudition and imbecilic correctness welcomed across our threshold. I almost wish I could be there to see it...or what will happen 500 years after that.
But you didn't come here for my Heinleinian prognostication....

Robert was a fan of deflowerment though.
Thanks again for stopping by.

Obama's Thermageddon Summit FAIL

Unexpectedly, a few luminaries won't be attending....
Aussie PM Tony Abbott...? Sorry, too busy running the country.
Indian PM Narendra Modi...? Too busy scrapping 'green energy.'
Canadian PM Stephen Harper...? Too busy selling oil-sands gas to the Chinese instead of us.
Oh, and speaking of the Chinese...? Still laughing about Copenhagen.
Yeah, I'm still laughing about Jokenhagen too.
Still, Obamandias can count on "Weepy" Bill McKibben and the Communist Party USA to be there...but I repeat myself.
Oh wait, did I say "Weepy" Bill McKibben? Why yes...yes I did.
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

President Trelane: "But I Don't Wanna Come In, And I Won't. I'm A General"

"I have no strategy to deal with ISIS, just as I have no strategy to deal with the Ukraine, Libya, the southern border, or anything else beyond the 18th green," he said. "Let me be perfectly clear--I have done nothing. I am doing nothing. And I'm not even planning to do more nothing--because that would actually involve doing something. I learned that at college while not editing the Harvard Law Review.

"As the world descends further into chaos in the coming weeks and months, I will diligently continue to work on my wedge game and putting--because that's were you score. George Bush never learned that. That's because he quit playing golf after 9-11. I can assure the American people that I am not a quitter."

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We will return to our regularly scheduled snoochathon at the strategic moment.

The Economy: A Summary

My Weekly Message To The White House

The EPA To Seize Your Assets #BecauseGaia

Yes, the PseudoEco-Nazis at the EPA have decided they will just seize your money rather than wait for some court ruling when they fine you for doing something that threatens their reign over every aspect of your life. And you thought Richard Windsor was bad?

Where's Ted Taylor* when you need him?

This was supposed to go up before the last one.  But #work intervened.
Cultural reference*