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Happy Alpha Proxima Day

Yes, it's Soylent's favorite holiday again. Time again  to counter the moonbattery of Earth Hour, which again for reasons known only to the Thermageddon Clergy, is celebrated on the half-hour--8:30 p.m. regardless of time zone--in much the same way Climate Changes is pimped without regard to science.But I digress.
It is time again to turn on every light and electrical appliance you can in the effort to outshine the other two stars in the trinary system. Turning off your mains and using that diesel generator will earn extra AlGore Points.

As always, idling road graders, dumps, backhoes, semis and locomotives all win points. Bonfires will again be judged on a sliding scale based on size and fuel toxicity--McGoo's barn razer and Harbqll's vinyl siding roadside inferno were near winners in previous years, and Lemur King would have placed well with the 100w LEDs--the ones that actually draw 100w--but he didn't enter that year. C'est la vie.
Remember: If it can't be seen from space, you're doing it wrong.
So send in your tales of awesome--with pictures, if you want full points. Go ahead, use the oven to heat the house while turning on the window AC. You can show the kids how weather fronts interact while giving the finger to the Thermageddon mongers--it's motherfucking science.
Speaking of which, Alpha Proxima Day also means it's time again to counter the EcoTard's  #SpokesSnooch used to lure hormone-addled boys to the cause, just as the jihadis do, with the 2015 Miss Carbon Come contest. Heather Carolin was our 2013 winner.
There were not enough nominees for a proper contest last year--so, SEND YOURS IN to soylentrefuge-at-gmail before, say, Wednesday and I'll post them all, and we'll vote. Here's a contender I stole from jeff over at A Nod To The Gods who looks remarkably like Heather Carolin...

Coincidence? I.Think.Not. Enjoy your holiday. Oh, that embiggenifies nicely, by the way.

Top O' Teh Twit: Punking @ThinkProgress

Because building a town on a sandbar has so much to do with !!!GlobalWarming!!!

In Honor of The 5th Anniversary of Climategate...

At the time, when I posted the first links, it was my most viewed post. It also elicited one of the greatest McGooisms in the comments: "I've seen tighter routines in virus code."
And five years later, His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obamandias is still plowing ahead with his plans to destroy the energy infrastructure for the benefit of himself and his masters who are long on Sun Beam and Unicorn-fart non-energy exposure. So here's to Climategate, with the QOTD-- actually a few days ago:

"The whole Global Warming industry is full of Grubers." --Jonah Goldberg

Garbage Truck Says: Fuck This Recycling Shit

Expect more of this when Skynet becomes self-aware.

Happy 18th Birthday To "The Pause"

No senior in high school, indoctrinated with Thermageddon dogma their entire lives, has seen ever seen any Anthropogenic Global Warming. Oh, and remember when the warmers said it would take 17 years for the nonexistent tropospheric hotspot to appear...? Anthony does.

Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Two Million Minions Can't Be Wrong

Pfweeet!!!

Yes, thanks to you my minions, 2,000,000 exiles have now found their way to my gulag of grandiloquence. Not much has changed since we crossed the 1 million mark back in February--except, obviously, more of you have come faster. Again, thanks.
DISCLAIMER--I wrote this before the dawning Ebola zombie apocalypse. Carry on.
Meat World blithely and obliviously spins along knowingly accepting the crimes of the God/King, the lies of the Thermageddon Mongers and the calumny of the appeasers of Islamic evil.
My only consolation is that the international cabal of EUrotrash and third-world kleptocrats that is so keen to see the US crumble into constituent fiefdoms has no idea what will befall them after it does. They have been so intent on our destruction that they have sealed their own.
And the Chinese will smile--inscrutably, of course--and ruthlessly destroy the threats that faux erudition and imbecilic correctness welcomed across our threshold. I almost wish I could be there to see it...or what will happen 500 years after that.
But you didn't come here for my Heinleinian prognostication....

Robert was a fan of deflowerment though.
Thanks again for stopping by.

#Shockface: People's Climate March Is Peopled With Communists

#Unexpectedly...

And in a typical display of cognitive dissonance...

How many CO2 munching trees died for this...? Well with countereffects like this...

*What difference, at this point, does it make?

Don't forget...

And they'll be exploiting children too...

And #Unexpectedly, the Climate Train is peopled with thieves and scumbags...

An Observation On The EPA Thermagedon Hearings

As awesome as it was seeing 26,000 United Mineworkers shut down Pittsburgh at noon yesterday, clogging the streets outside the federal building where the EPA began two days of public comment on its Back To The Stone Age CO2 Limitation Rule, inside the building, crap like this was being read into the record:

"The consequences of continuing this pattern of energy use are surely devastating both to the atmosphere and the fresh water system, for us and especially for our children and their grandchildren." -- Chatham University biologist Patricia DeMarco.

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
Could she possibly have added any more ecotard, liberal, zero-sum, misinformed hand wringing? I'll wager she thought it was "devastating" when the Chatham board voted in the spring to go co-ed in an effort to not go broke. Now she has to deal with all that male ickiness, assuming any males actually apply. But I digress.
As some of you may remember, the EPA cut off public comment in 2009 when it was ostensibly formulating these rules, and deleted all comments calling their farmed-out "science" into question.
So while it's gratifying to see some people rally for common sense, it doesn't matter to the elite billionaires funding the ecotard annihilation of the poor, sick and old, and then the rest of us--we spoil the view from the veranda, don't you know--nor does it matter to their bought-and-paid-for minions in the EPA.
When I started my first blog, Soylent Green, the tag line read, "Just what you need when you're freezing in the dark."
After my exile to Siberia, I changed it to reflect the current state of affairs. In the last 13 years this government has systematically moved to take away our energy, food and shelter. So, is throwing thousands of people out of work and quintupling the energy costs for millions going to stop them? No. It's a feature, not a bug.

The EPA To Seize Your Assets #BecauseGaia

Yes, the PseudoEco-Nazis at the EPA have decided they will just seize your money rather than wait for some court ruling when they fine you for doing something that threatens their reign over every aspect of your life. And you thought Richard Windsor was bad?

Where's Ted Taylor* when you need him?

This was supposed to go up before the last one.  But #work intervened.
Cultural reference*

IPCC Climate Report Not Hysterical Enough

Even thought it says right in the introduction of its charter that policy concerns would override science, and the latest UNIPCC report went through just such last-minute revisions, it still wasn't alarmist enough for our globalist totalitarian overlords.

"Any text that was considered inconsistent with their interests and positions in multilateral negotiations was treated as unacceptable."

Two scientists, 50 internationalist functionaries: Consensus Science!!!
H/T Steve Goddard 

Just Three Shopping Days Until: Alpha Proxima Day

Welcome to Soylent's 6th Annual Alpha Proxima Day Celebration--The counter confrontation to Earth Hour, which again takes place on the half-hour this Saturday, because #Ecotards.
So it's time again to turn on every light and electrical appliance on your property in an attempt to outshine the other two stars in the trinary system. As always, turning off your mains and using gas or diesel generators for power will earn extra AlGore points.
Now you veterans will recall that we retired both the Plume De Hansen and Frozen Flame awards a few years ago when the international minion review board decided that the guy who punked David Suzuki's Earth Day party with searchlights from a neighboring house could not be beat.
So this year we will award a new trophy--the Flame of Fucktardery--to the winner.

Again, idling road graders, dumps, semis, locomotives all get extra points. Bonfires, as always, are judged on a sliding scale based on size and fuel toxicity. McGoo's barn burner and Harbqll's vinyl-siding-by-the side-of-the-road were near winners in previous years. So send in your tales of awesome...and photos (more points).
And remember our credo: If it can't be seen from space--you're doing it wrong.

In the meantime, here is my nominee for the 2014 Alpha Proxima Miss Carbon Come contest...

Beam Me UP.

The New AAAS Thermageddon Propaganda Site

They call it WHAT WE KNOW. After a two-second perusal of its title page, here's WHAT I KNOW...

I know these guys are--to paraphrase Michael Mann: more than 100 percent full of shit. Based on the evidence? Of what--aliens building Machu Picchu, the Bermuda Triangle, Cold Fusion? Because that's about as good as their "evidence" gets. And they put that laughable 97 % bogosity right there for all to see. Then, again, WHAT I KNOW is 97 percent of pseudoscientists will do whatever it takes to keep the green graft funding their ivory-towered academic fiefdoms, rather than do any work that could actually be tested.

And the reviews are in: Embarrassment...Mangled...Fallacy and more.

Knights Of The eKo-Klan

So much for "peaceful" protest. With the Eco-tards poised to lose big time on the battle they chose--the Keystone XL pipeline--they aren't waiting. They are sending in the Terror Troops:

They pulled this Klan tactic at Enbridge Energy board Director Mark Maki's house. In Texas. Then of course, showed it off on their site.

Only thing they forgot was a noose. Of course, it's us skeptics who are dangerous zealots. Good thing for them, they went to the right house.

H/T Bishop Hill.

There Is Hope For This Country...

Too bad the country is Russia. Everyone else sucks the Green Wazoo.