Want Some Candy Little Boy?

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I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit...

Only way to be sure.

Soylent Halloween Tricks and Treats

Candy is dandy.

American Power has a couple other treats you should check out.

Halloween OverNighty In The Kitchen: Fur & Lace

Well, yes. But I still don't see my Sammich. Perhaps if I embiggenify?
Hey, it's almost a costume.

Amost here...

Alice...For The Win!

Humpday Hawtness: Bailey Rose

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Tuesday Tit-illation: Sandy

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OverNighty: Leather & Sweat

Always one of my favorite combinations.

AGW Assclown Of The Week: Captain Carbon

Yes, AlGore hasn't made our list since he said it was millions of degrees just a few miles underground. But his latest 24 Hours of Insanity fest yielded this diamond of carbon reduction* among the routine rough of Ecotard excreta. Ten actions you can take to reduce your carbon footprint:

#9 -- "If online news is your preferred medium, choose an unplugged laptop or e-reader, rather than a plugged-in device for the majority of your browsing time."

Kevin Trenberth will now go hide at the bottom of the ocean with his missing heat.

*See what I did there?
H/T Tom Nelson

Monday Motivationator: Barabara Rossi

Now go! Fight! Win!

Evening Awesome: Ashley

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Your Afternoon Acid

For Irish and Kenny

Morning Coffee

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Your Sunday Angel(s)

OverNighty: Rebecca

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Afternooner: Magic Mirror

Weekender: Baby You Can Drive My Car

*Beep Beep, Mmm Beep Beep, Yeah!*

Evening Awesome: Edwige

When I first saw her name, I thought it said, edgewise...which would apply. But you might want to embiggenify to be sure. ;-)

T-Gif Friday

Trailer Trash Friday: Captain America Winter Soldier

This looks impressive.

Corset Corsage

Have a Spassfabrik weekend

Just A Week Away...Halloween Linky Love

Dammit Me Hearties, The Ruskies Have Dropped The Greenpiss Piracy Charges

Buckle me swash, no 15 years in a Siberian gulag for these Ecotard shitstains? I'd have keelhauled them, and used what was left for shark chum. On the bright side, they are still charged with 'Hooliganism," which could still mean seven years a piece. Aaargh!

Fuck Yeah Science Meets Art: Shuttle Launch

A 5-minute exposure in changing light and only one chance to get it right. See how here.

Reading The Fine Print

Last week only RacistTeaPartyTroglodites wanted to delay Obamacare. Yesterday, His Wholly Reluctance God/King Obamandias decided to push back the registration deadline requiring plebes to pay into the new national Ponzi scheme for six weeks.
This gave me pause...for thought:
Naturally, because Communists, uh, Progressives, uh, Liberals, uh, Democrats believe 5,000 years of human history is meaningless now that they are here, it follows that they've never read Faust or The Devil and Daniel Webster.
I bring this up because it has become evident that they erred in their deal with Beelzebub.
Yes, as their Edifice to Mephistophelian Mandatory Medical Insurance crumbles like a highway caisson federally contracted to Pelosi's cousin, they should have actually read their contract with Asmodeus. Yet, following Rosa Klebb's lead, they opted to sign it to find out what's in it. Now, Satan has their souls. Well he probably had them anyway, but now--it's in blood. John Roberts can tell you how tight that contract is.
But Lucifer only agreed to assure Obamacare would pass. There was nothing in there about actual implementation or functionality--it's not like the deal was 1,600 pages or anything.
Functionality...yeah, right. Like the Prince of Darkness commands such magic.  

Falconsword Fursday Fantasm

Nice choker-collared frock...shows off her assets quite well.
Too bad I don't know, or have forgotten, who she is. Otherwise, I'd have an embiggenifiable version. Ah well, a snoochmonger's work is never done.
UPDATE: Thanks to the ever reliable drew--you can embiggenify now.

Alien Linky Love

Because #MoreThanFaceHugger

Afternoon Epilepsy

Humpday Hawtness: Jaslyn

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Funiculi Funicula

More than the hills are alive.

Tuesday Tit-illation: Emma

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Soylent Classics: The Miss Spassfabrik Spassfabrik

Back at the SiteThatShallNotBeNamed I posted a pictorial of the girl in the green shirt and pink micro shorts who inspired the Soylent Spassfabrik Legacy. As it was lost--like tears in the rain--in the CursedCodeMonkey Kristallnacht of 3-13, I have decided to repeat myself because...#ChristinaVlahakis. Go ahead, embiggenify.

The winner and still champion.
Oh yeah, Go! Fight! Win!

OveNighty: Berritt

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