In the battle against the Patriarchy, you'll witness me, time and again, retrieving the sword of a fallen enemy non-combatant in order to join the battle and unto the breach once more. I'll rip my tastefully embroidered and armoured bodice asunder and slap the hot, blood-stained blade of that Ulfberht of man-death across my naked breasts, "Bring it on! Cunts! I may have the body of a kitten-cute gamine of superior Asian origin, but I have the heart, soul and taunt sinews of a true warrior queen. Warrior Queen of Palmyra!"
And those unfortunate wimmen(1) you've pictured are not encased in corsets. They are imprisoned by bustiers - do keep up.
(1) Suggested spelling of women by Noah "The Cunt" Webster when he decided to re-write The Queen's such that the autochthones in the just-recently-Revolted-Colonies might be able to actually learn to read and write. You know, 'cause, like, he basically figgered the doodle dandies weren't fucking bright enough to learn the real thing!
ALTC--Bieber stole everybody's Xanax. But not to worry. The law of conservation of energy dictates that it will all be returned to the universe after his forthcoming spectacular car crash--you just have to be close enough...but not too close. Flaming metal will also be returning at high velocity.
Car crash? Naw, he'll be found OD'd on Ayahuasca or something like that in the apartment of some cunt named Chocolate (proniounced: Sho-sho-LAY) Canadian stars always OD.
Fuck! That's even better! I'm like, you know, totally plagiarising that. Or as I like to call it, "Serendipitous Academic Convergence". The word, "Plagiarism" is soooooooooo pedestrian.
I use cunt quite a lot there. You know, sir, in the angloshpere, the word cunt is used very differently outside the borders of The Great Satan. From whence I come, Myanmar, grannies use it, and it is always used as a derogation of men - never women.
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Very nice, my friend. Very nice indeed.
Wine making corset. Excellent. :)
YEah, Critter. That's a keeper.
In the battle against the Patriarchy, you'll witness me, time and again, retrieving the sword of a fallen enemy non-combatant in order to join the battle and unto the breach once more. I'll rip my tastefully embroidered and armoured bodice asunder and slap the hot, blood-stained blade of that Ulfberht of man-death across my naked breasts, "Bring it on! Cunts! I may have the body of a kitten-cute gamine of superior Asian origin, but I have the heart, soul and taunt sinews of a true warrior queen. Warrior Queen of Palmyra!"
And those unfortunate wimmen(1) you've pictured are not encased in corsets. They are imprisoned by bustiers - do keep up.
(1) Suggested spelling of women by Noah "The Cunt" Webster when he decided to re-write The Queen's such that the autochthones in the just-recently-Revolted-Colonies might be able to actually learn to read and write. You know, 'cause, like, he basically figgered the doodle dandies weren't fucking bright enough to learn the real thing!
Okay, it was The King's English back then, but you know what I mean.
Hi Cuddles! Show us your bustier.
On my website, darling.
Or here:
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2007/03/dr-m-part-i.html
then here:
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2007/03/dr-m-part-ii.html
Don't fuck up the order in which these are read, and hopefully, comprehended.
I'd've coded for live hyper-links but.
1) I'm too lazy.
2) You're a cunt.
3) Atlanta drivers are cunts.
4) And Justin Bieber stole all my Xanax, so I'm cranky.
ALTC--Bieber stole everybody's Xanax. But not to worry. The law of conservation of energy dictates that it will all be returned to the universe after his forthcoming spectacular car crash--you just have to be close enough...but not too close. Flaming metal will also be returning at high velocity.
Car crash?
Naw, he'll be found OD'd on Ayahuasca or something like that in the apartment of some cunt named Chocolate (proniounced: Sho-sho-LAY)
Canadian stars always OD.
That's "Sho-Sho-la-Tay."
*True story aside: a young lady was arrested locally the other day for some idiocy I don't recall, but I remember her first name: Chardonnay.
Ooh, Cuddles said cunt again, which means she's intellectually superior!
I learn so much here.
Oh, and she disallows comments on her blog.
".....That's "Sho-Sho-la-Tay."....."
Ha!
Fuck! That's even better! I'm like, you know, totally plagiarising that. Or as I like to call it, "Serendipitous Academic Convergence". The word, "Plagiarism" is soooooooooo pedestrian.
Dearest critter, the inept ex-Beta male,
U mad bro?
See here:
http://sterculian-rhetoric.blogspot.ca/2007/07/parable-of-cock-and-cunt.html
I use cunt quite a lot there.
You know, sir, in the angloshpere, the word cunt is used very differently outside the borders of The Great Satan. From whence I come, Myanmar, grannies use it, and it is always used as a derogation of men - never women.
See her:
http://aquarianslovetofuck.blogspot.ca/2013/03/queer-as-cunt.html
Nope, not mad. :)
Just noting some hypocrisy for later consumption. And how you're all hung up about being from Burma.
It's Myanmar. Please to get that right.
PS
Only morons use punctuation happy faces. Just sayin' is all.
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